When one goes down on a girl for the first time and tries roughing it up, resulting in pulling the flaps back in a motion similar to revving up a chainsaw or lawnmower.
Unrealistic Girl 1:"Ow, my pussy hurts." Unrealistic Girl 2:"Why?" Unrealistic Girl 1: "Donald tried starting the lawnmower last night."
by ThatOtherGuyWhoNobodyNotices December 2, 2009
Get the Starting the Lawnmower mug.The Chinese Lawnmower is a sexual tease in which the female lays flat on her back. The male then faces her as he places his hands above her head and extends into a pushup position. He then procedes to spin his dick in a lawnmower motion and slaps the female in the face. This manouver is successfully completed if the nose gets trimmed off.
I was going hard on this chick and she told me that she wanted plastic surgury on her nose, so I gave her The Chinese Lawnmower.
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When You Have A Freshly Shaved Beard, And Aggressively Rub It Back And Forth On A Woman's Asshole Effectively Making The Motion Of Mowing One Patch Of Grass. Points Are Only Awarded If The Recipient Feels Sharp Pains On Her Asshole. Beard Must Be The Perfect Length To Achieve This.
Jim - "Turn Over Bitch Im Giving You The Sharp Lawnmower!"
Lisa - "YES! I hope Your Sharp Beard Burns My Asshole!"
Lisa - "YES! I hope Your Sharp Beard Burns My Asshole!"
by Ricky1986 August 15, 2009
Get the The Sharp Lawnmower mug.the brazalion lawnmower is the act of doing it doggystyle and then lifting her legs behind you and while holding on to her legs he then walks while still maintaining penetration as she walks on her hands thus resembling a man mowing the lawn
Yo, Lee i was hittin' this girl from behind and I picked her legs up and showed her what the brazilion lawnmower was.
by The Trey and Lee Experience February 29, 2008
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Geaney: Damn bro it was rough. Ita gave me the ride on lawnmower.
Philip: Tough dose bro.
Geaney: I know its hurts like fuuuuck!!
Geaney: Damn bro it was rough. Ita gave me the ride on lawnmower.
Philip: Tough dose bro.
Geaney: I know its hurts like fuuuuck!!
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