LJ

Someone who is HILARIOUS.He will flash a smile on your face by saying, “I will eat your parents,”or, “Giggty.”If your are depressed he will make that go away..Hes a cool guy and funny one too.

HEH LJ!!!

by VEGGIE TALESSS March 10, 2019

LJ

To fall off or over an object, usual under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol. In the manner of Lisa Jackson.

"Oh my god I almost LJ'd the boardwalk"

by kdawg3 March 01, 2009

Lj

Lj is a cute and hot guy.Lj is someone you’ll never forget no matter how hard you try. He is the most loveable guys you’ll ever meet so keep him close.

Emily: Ljs so cute I’m gonna try and get in with him
Charlie: ok you do that I know how much he means to me
Emily: awww thank w

by Emily.o🥰❤️💞 July 09, 2019

lj

lj often stands for loljob,
you give somebody a loljob by loling and giving them a job. It may also refer to the art of raping eggs.

definition of lj #1

brian: did you see that, sarah just gave billy a loljob

fred: srsly??

definition of lj #2

robert: I like lj
josh: omg u like raping egggs????

robert: yes...

by aldengoesfishing January 10, 2009

LJ

The act of oral sex on a women.

When a women is getting LJ

by LAAAAAUUURRRAAAA October 12, 2007

LJ

short form for LANJIAO

I got a long LJ.

by Pika June 10, 2006

LJ

1) A pretender that comes out looking awkward. He who carries an extreme fake personality that makes people feel extremely uncomfortable e.g. a lurch, a schizophrenic, a loner tyna find swagger.

LJ is holds similar characteristics and looks to flavour flave ultimatly cheesy.
Carlton Banks wanabe Will-smith .. DOES NT WORK.

lol last but not least... similar to Tim westwood only Tim has swagger but an LJ don't.

by ILAUGH-hard January 26, 2009