The kevin mccallister

When you open all the pizza boxes at a party and jerk off on all the toppings, leaving just the cheese pizzas alone.

Who the fuck pulled the Kevin McCallister on my meat lovers?

by Kevin Wolfe February 27, 2017

the kevster theory

The kevster theory is an specific theory created by a high school student in 2011 named Kevin Fernandez what this theory is, is a way of making friends that will love you for ever it starts out when you meet somebody you act shy make them think your shy after you convince them that your shy you will explode like a bomb and act crazy and you'll see this works its not fake its real I have been using this for years all the friends I have made are still my friends and think i'm hilarious try it! prove it for your self next time you meet some one new!

Becky: look at the new kid he is so shy he doesn't talk to anybody.
A WEEK LATER
Kevin: boobs penis vagina
Becky: haha you wanna be my bff?
Kevin: sure! ;) The kevster theory works no doubt!

by the kevster theory January 18, 2012

The Kevin Spacey defense

When you get called on doing something illegal or deplorable and come out as gay to deflect blame.

I hear that crazy guy that killed a bunch of people used the Kevin Spacey defense. What a hero.

by Keksperanto November 2, 2017

The Kevin Garnett

1. when one person makes a derogatory comment to another person in which the comment pretains to a person having or looking like they have cancer.

KG called me a cancer patient, I'm pissed because, u know how many people died from cancer, and he's tossing it like it's a joke - he just pulled The Kevin Garnett

by cyclistvs.car December 20, 2010

The Kevin Spacey

the act of sending a picture of Kevin Spacey to someone you no longer wish to have contact with; apparently has something to do with a certain movie starring Kevin Spacey

"He wouldn't leave me alone online last night, so I did The Kevin Spacey."

by elliotlewiston May 31, 2004

The Kevin of the group

Refers to someone in a group of friends who is less popular or not necessarily wanted/ needed in the friend group as much as others. The Kevin of the group is a reference to Kevin Jonas of the band the Jonas brothers, despite being talented he is often overlooked seeing as the spotlight is given to his brothers Nick and Joe. Kevin is often known as 'the other Jonas' or 'the forgotten Jonas'. Growing up Kevin was the one that no one really wants to date, but if your sisters had dibs on Nick and Joe you were forced to plan your dream wedding (that you totally wanted to be with anyone else but Kevin) with Kevin, well at least until you realized One Direction was a thing and it was unlikely that you had five sisters or friends so they were all free-dibs.

Ashley: Look at David trying so desperately to get the groups' attention
Samantha: I know, it's pathetic he may as well give up, he's obviously The Kevin of the group
Ashley: Oh, definitely

by All Payne No Liam December 25, 2020

The Kevinator

Beware of the tall handsome man that goes by the name of Kevin. He will scoop you up, give you the best sex of your life, and leave behind combat-style hand print bruises on your hips and ass. You are a lucky girl to sleep with The Kevinator.

Girl A: what's up with the bruises on your butt?

Girl B: I slept with The Kevinator this weekend.

Girl A: SO JEALOUS.

by Esmerelda5555 November 25, 2013