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Jane the killer

Jane the Killer is the girl who dedicated herself to find Jeff the Killer and slaughter him just like how he slaughtered the little kids in their sleep.
Jane the killer hates Jeff the killer so she's gonna murder his ass
Jane the killer by #hestegsweg November 24, 2013

Jeff the killer 

Jeff the killer is a creepypasta that has bunches of fangirls/fanboys *wink-wink nudge-nudge* that think if they ever meet Jeff he will spare them from their death for whatever reason and spontaneously fall in love with them and become their boyfriend because the world is fucking crazy enough as is and it's all ready a giant wattpad story why not add that too
But I think Jeff the killer has a super cool story and he seems like a super radical dude dX
Jeff the killer by xlilfinn February 7, 2022

attack of the killer lobster 

Is one lobsters are not harvested or killed and are able to grow to the largest of possible sizes where they are than able to walk up out of the ocean water and attack the human race and even kill innocent people. Killer Lobster attacks are now very rare since we have not had a recorded killer lobster attack in over 952 years but that just means there is one lobster if not thousands out there planning on attacking and wiping out the human race but we stand ready with nukes
OH MY GOOD LOOK OUT! ITS AN ATTACK OF the KILLER LOBSTER!!!

Ichi The Killer 

aka Koroshiya 1

Badass japanese movie by Takashi Miike.

Features the most deranged dellusional psycho-killer-in-a-crappy-costume-who-kills-those-who-make-him-cry-and-cums-his-pant-in-the-process, and Kakihara, a stylish and dangerous extreme masochist yakuza leader.

This awesome flick is mostly known for its graphic and inventive torure scenes and bizzare characters.
Ichi The Killer is a very romantic movie, watch it with your significant other, and yes, don't forget to eat before you watch it.
Ichi The Killer by Kiriyama Kazuo January 24, 2004

Ichi the killer 

Japanese movie. One of the best movies I have ever seen. The boss of the Anjo gang is killed by Ichi, a mentally disturbed killer who kills with foot razors. He is directed to kill "bullies" by an old man known as Jijji. When the boss goes missing, one of the gang members Kakihara, a masochist who liked it when the boss beat him, arranges a search for the boss. Torture and such ensues. Based off of a Manga. Also has an anime. ALso known as Koroshya 1.
I wouldn't reccomend Ichi the Killer to rascists or closed-minded teeny boppers. But I would reccomend it to the smarter people.

Jeff the killer 

How do people find him hot. Anyway, Jeff the killer is 31-year-old man with at least 30 Million fangirls/fanboys. He was born on June 2nd of 1990 and murdered his Mother, Father, and injured his little brother very badly when he was 13. And no, he is not some UwU bitch whoโ€™s dating BEN Drowned, Eyeless Jack, or anyone else. He is a mentally ill psycho killer who murders people while saying โ€œGo to sleepโ€.
Person 1: OMG JEFF THE KILLER IS SO HOT ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
Me: wtf
Jeff the Killer: *is actually scared for once* WHAT THE FU-
friend: Jeff u look like a polar bear with a cut smile
Jeff the Killer: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?