Jerk the Turk

To masturbate; applies to males or females.

Katie is always afraid her mom will walk in when she is going to jerk the turk.

by Cgrave August 8, 2006

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Jerk the Ripper

a person who can only dance the Jerk but cannot do it well...ergo killing the dance

that kid at the party last weekend was a total Jerk the Ripper

by Snow510 October 28, 2009

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Jerk the cat

The act of regurgitating.

I am totally going to jerk the cat.

by drunkchuck January 2, 2010

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Jerk the Box

Female Masterbastion

He loves to watch her Jerk the Box
Mom, do you ever jerk the box?

by X-tina Bobina marie June 14, 2011

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Jerk the Jimmy

The act of jerking the slim jim.

"Bro you want to jerk the jimmy" "Hes jerking the jimmy"

by jimmyjerker2020 August 25, 2020

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jerk the weasel

jerking the weasel in a violent manner. Se also "choking the chicken" and "beating the meat"

Boy gosh! you Jerked my weasel.

by stay-to March 18, 2003

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jerk-the-gherkin

jerk-the-gherkin means for a guy to jack off.

When I wake up in the morning, I usually jerk-the-gherkin.

by USAF Cadet August 13, 2021

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