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The Harvey Dent

Born of alcohol, The Dark Knight, marriage and sexual frustration, and of course a dash of inspirational pr0n. Perhaps not in that exact order, but each one playing an equal part in the creation and execution of...

bThe Harvey Dent: /bWhen a man finds his wife or girlfriend asleep, then taking great caution not to wake her, he quietly positions himself close enough to her face that he can easily ejaculate on half of it while simultaneously screaming iRACHEL!!!/I as loudly as he can, over and over again, until his seed is completely spent.

Warning: The aftermath of a successful Harvey Dent can be a little bit awkward at best and a total disaster at worst, but when done correctly is epic wtfpwnage regardless. Have an exit strategy. Good luck and God Speed....
Some guy -iMy wife said she had a headache and was too tired to have sex last night. Not wanting to inconvenience her, I decided to wait until later that night and settle for The Harvey Dent instead./i

Charlie Sheen - iWINNING! DUH!/I
by Luvdoctr April 27, 2011
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The Harvey

a sexual act of going down on any girl regardless of how old or dirty she is
Man I'm gonna give that stripper The Harvey like I haven't gotten it since April 11th 1997!!
by Ricodreammaker January 27, 2011
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The Harvey

The best school on the entire planet. Fuck Pent Valley, fuck Brock Hill, the shit is happening right here.
by Ant April 23, 2005
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The Haley Hartman Effect

A borderline delusional method of manifestation that is unknowingly used & only works because Haley Hartman full heartedly believes it is real & therefore it is.
Everyone: how did you even pull that off?
Haley : The Haley Hartman Effect
by I.think.itz.fine April 23, 2023
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The Lee Harvey Oswald

Just like president JFK’s assassination, The Lee Harvey Oswald is where during sex, just before climax the man pulls out and runs to the far side of the room then attempts to ‘snipe’ the girl in the head from his current position.
The Lee Harvey Oswald

“Bruh I just Lee Harvey Oswald the shit out of that bitch last night.”
by I_love_Auschwitz69420BC January 8, 2021
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The ol' Harlem globechowder

When getting a blowjob. You distract your partner with quick, flashy, hand movements before ejaculating all over her face or in her mouth.
I finally got that slut to put out. When she finally went down on me I gave her the ol' Harlem globechowder!
by the dirty mick October 21, 2006
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the bubbling harlequin

the act of queefing during menstration, producing a red blood bubble.
i went to give suzie a fish kiss but she surprised me with the bubbling harlequin.
by gaylobeles love guy tomorrow October 30, 2008
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