The Dutch Foot

Trust me, you know what the Dutch Foot is.

Example 1.
Guy 1: Man, my girlfiend is so mad at me. What do I do?
Guy 2: Just give her the Dutch Foot and she'll never be mad again.
Guy 1: Of course, what was I thinking?

Example 2.
Guy 1: I like to soak my Dutch Foot in warm water for about 5 minutes before I use it.
Guy 2: I usually refrigerate my Dutch Foot before use.

Example 3.
Wow, my girlfiend really knows how to handle the Dutch Foot. She put it in her ear last night... Mindblowing.

by The Dutchfootinator. December 11, 2012

The Dutch Windmill

This is a sex position requiring at least two men, and another worthy participant.

Man A gives Man B a reach-around (meaning Man A puts his penis in Man B's butt as Man B has his back to Man A)

and as Man B's penis is spinning like a dutch windmill in a hurricane, Man/Woman C puts her face right into the line of fire...leaving a giant mushroom tattoo in the facial region.

And she is now left with "The Dutch Windmill" on her face.

Frat Bro: "Dude, what happened to your face?"

Your sister: "Shit. I got smashed yesterday, and I must have gotten "The Dutch Windmill"

by Brandon DUH January 29, 2009

The Dutch Touch

When you wipe your hand on your crotch/balls and then touch someone with that hand. Your supposed to yell Dutch touch when done so.

1.(Joel is wiping his hand on his balls) 2.(Joel wipes said hand on Scott) 3.Joel: YOU GOT THE DUTCH TOUCH!!! 4.Scott:eeeew.

by ThatAnimeLover99 August 16, 2014

the dutch clan's symbol

The symbol of the honorable dutch clan
is a picture of the CAPIVARA!!!! for we dutch members worship large rodents. every 3 weeks and a half, we sacrafice a peon to the great rodents.

awww man, im this weeks sacrifice =(

hey dont se sad man, at least IT'S AN HONORABLE DEATH!!!!!!

by NETO!!!!!! March 6, 2005

The Dutch Touch

When you fart in your hand and make your partner suck on your fingers. Often done during foreplay, but can be done during intercourse.

Man, she brought last night to the next level with the Dutch Touch.

by CheekyHornet March 31, 2016

The Dutch Paul Newman

Defecating on the covers and rubbing it in your partners face.

I one upped her Dutch Oven by giving her The Dutch Paul Newman. Afterwords she broke up with me and I had to buy a new bed.

by Paco1568 October 30, 2011

the dutch squeeze

When your girl is giving you a rim job, and you fart

Jims girl was licking his butthole so he gave her the dutch squeeze, that bitch passed out

by The Dutch's main squeeze June 24, 2016