staining the deck

the act of taking a shit on the pussy

man 1:man i stained the deck last night
man 2:dude fukn nastey, but i love staining the deck

by skinhead1488 August 1, 2010

Mopping the Deck

A technique used when tea bagging which involves running on the treadmill for approximately 20 minutes in order to acquire suffice perspiration on ones testicles. The testicles are then placed on the desired recipients face and manoevered about in a mopping fashion resembling a sailor mopping the deck. Optimally done when victim is extremely passed the fuck out.

At the end of the night some wasted out of his mind idiot passed out on the floor. Bad move. He eventually woke up after 3 hairy sweaty guys finished Mopping the Deck on him.

by Big Man77 January 22, 2008

Cut the deck

When one passes the greens of a newly packed bowl to the person to his right, thus beginning the "circle" in a clockwise rotation by having it passed to himself secondly.

Hey dude, you want to cut the deck (passing to the right)?

by wireforawire November 7, 2010

Shuffling the deck

When you fart for 5 seconds, or longer

I’m surprised that after shuffling the deck, I don’t have shit in my pants

by DsDirtyDan August 12, 2019

shrek on the deck

The meme equivalent of elf on the shelf. Shrek is one LIT onion, if you get what we're saying. :L

EXTRA THICC BOI!!!!

You've heard of elf on the shelf...
Naaaaaaaaah, boi, it's all about Shrek on the DECK!!!!

by History is Lit Fam November 27, 2017

swab the deck

To stimulate the female genitalia.

"Her parents weren't home so she decided to swab the deck."

by confusinomiton September 22, 2008

Shuffle the deck

Slang term meaning to masturbate, typically in reference to females only.

Originally from the UK TV series, Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps.

Gaz: You've gone to shuffle the deck haven't you....

by Leeeeeeeum October 23, 2008