clean the pipes

To jerk off, especially prior to a date, so you aren't thinking about sex all the time.

Make sure you clean the pipes before going out tonight, so you won't have the baby batter in the brain anymore.

by keyshaw September 11, 2004

Clean the peach

To eat a peach in such a way as to only leave the pit. This phrase came to be ever since Samcrac and Rich rebuild's live youtube video where Rich cleaned the peach.

The kid was asked by his mom to Clean the peach and leave nothing to waste.

by Another Sam on Crac October 10, 2018

clean the pipes

masturbation to prevent the pipes from clogging, which can lead to the back up of sperm that flows directly to the brain causing awkward sexual advances, undue violence, and masturbation in creative and sometimes inappropriate places.

I should clean the pipes before that date tonight.

For sure! You don't want to be going for the kiss before the bread even gets there.

by t freezy August 13, 2011

clean the car

To have wild crazy sex with the partner in a dirty ca.

Girl: You free later
Guy:Yeah why?
Girl:you wanna try and clean the car?

by xlasko321 January 17, 2016

clean the baby cannon

douche

I wish she would clean the baby cannon.

by redheadbass January 13, 2013

Clean the house after the party

The process of getting a tissue, towel or wet-wipe to clean up a sexual participant's stomach, anus, lower back, mouth or vagina following sexual intercourse.

Oh he's a great guy, he helped me "clean the house after the party."

by iggyboo5 September 8, 2009

Clean the Gutters

To engage in anal sex.

Mike always raves about how he loves to clean the gutters, but really, he's just too poor to afford condoms.

by Domestic Violence July 27, 2010