Baptist In The Church House

To Be used like Sugar Honey Iced Tea, when you can not openly curse Baptist In The Church House means Bitch.

That Baptist In The Church House still hasn't payed me all my money.

by Professorlacy July 15, 2010

the church lot

A gravel parking lot for a church just off of Taylor Street in Kennett Square, PA. This lot is an infamous hang out where mostly kids from Kennett High School, and a few 20-something thugs still living in K-Town, "chill" after school and smoke cigarettes bought from the local BP. Many have been known to carry out drug deals, toke before school, or have had sex in this church's parking lot. The lot is this way because the only kids who park there are ones who didn't finish thier senior projects, aren't planning on graduating, or underclassmen who think it's bad ass to be there. When a fight is brewing at school, you know something will go down in the church lot after school. The lot is it's own little society and will continue to be this peculiar microcosm so long as the Kennett Police doesn't break up the loitering.

did you hear what happened in the chruch lot yesterday?

meet me in the church lot

after the church lot i'm hittin' up the BP for some more cigs

by in silence May 16, 2007

Popped the chute

when you've taken all the abuse you can take and want to make a grand exit, you "pop the chute".

Steven Slater "popped the chute" when he had enough abuse from a passenger on his flight.

by Pam-Pam Shenanigan August 11, 2010

get right with the church

When you drink so much your amazed to be alive the next day

Friend A : you drinking tonight?
Friend B: I'm about to get so drunk, pretty sure I'm gonna get right with the church
Friend A: oof, it's like that....aight, tell Jesus I said hello

by Rone January 25, 2015

the chubs

for whatever reason when your penis is semi-erect.

i was makin out with this girl last night when i got the chubs.

by the shit, bitch August 23, 2009

Pull The Chute

To backout, drop out of or give up on something.

Derived from the use of parachutes in sky diving. The diver "pulls the chute" on the dive at a certain point where he/she deems safe.

"Bob 'pulled the chute' on class again." This translates to the following:

Bob skipped class again.

In conversation:
Mike: "Where's Bob?"
Tony: "He pulled the chute again."

Short forms:

Pulled, chute, or simply: P.T.C.

by BJLOVE{bob} March 10, 2004

ringing the church bells

the action of someone (inexperienced) jacking off a man's penis by painfully yanking on it. there is no pleasure derived from this sexual act, though the person ringing thinks they are administering pleasure.

the action resembles a monk/priest yanking down on the rope in order to ring a church's bells. in this scenario, the church bells are your balls, which are slapping each other with each yank.

Daniel: Hey man. Heard you hooked up with that freshman, Stephanie. How'd it go?

Andrew: Dude, it was terrible. She had no idea what to do. She was just ringing the church bells till I made her stop.

Daniel: Brutal. My condolences to your junk.

by UCLA_Chemical_Fungineer May 31, 2009