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*After the Manatee Effect or the Mermaid Theory*

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There are 9 rules:

Rule 1 - DO NOT tell anyone who you like, except for your best friend, or someone you can really trust with a secret.

Rule 2 - DO NOT bring up your past. Don't say stuff like you got depressed after you got rejected, and DO NOT give the reason about why you got rejected.

Rule 3 - You absolutely DO NOT want to get friend-zoned, but don't be afraid to friend-zone her or him. You shouldn't be a total nice-guy, but do not go out of control and star acting rude and cocky.

Rule 4 - If she/he goes on any means of public transportation that you also use, DO NOT sit beside her or him for at least a week or until you are comfortable enough. It will get super awkward, super fast.

Rule 5 - You gotta be relaxed and chill. You can't be tensed or nervous. If you are nervous, you tend to not be able to say something, so in other words, you choke. MAN UP.

Rule 6 - Talk with each other. Find something you both have in common and make that into a conversation.

Rule 7 - If you are really desperate, go on Wiki How and find conversation starters.

Rule 8 - If you are not confident enough and need help, find someone who you can trust, someone who will not develop feelings towards your crush, and ask them to be your third wheel.

Rule 9 - This ties in with the "Bro Code" DO NOT fall for one of your friends exes. Don't compete with any of your friends unless you have a way better chance than they do.
"Yo I really like that chick over there"
"Ight Bro. Keep the Owl Theory in in tho"
by MKO LIVE August 9, 2016
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The owl effect

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Shipping two people together makes them hate eachother for some reason
"Bro I've been shipping those two together but they are now enemies, it must be the owl effect"

"Sad."
by Louie_from_pikmin. October 15, 2023
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The Owl House

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The best show of all time; a show made by Dana Terrace which released in 2020. The Owl House is the best Disney show of all time, and is just great.
Person A: Hey, do you want to watch The Owl House with me tonight?

Person B: OF COURSE! THE OWL HOUSE (TOH) IS THE BEST SHOW EVER!
by Nebula_GTAG March 17, 2024
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The Owl House

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The Owl house is a gay show also I ship lumity. B.E.L.L.O.S humans are the fucking best - Danny Motta
Person 1: have you seen the Owl house? Person 2: I'm an otter with a dark side. Person 3: Little miss perfect
by Abisexualotter February 9, 2025
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The Owl in Bowl

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When someone who “puts the owl in the bowl,” they are simply putting the owl in bowl.

This relates to the sport bowling.
by The owl in bowl February 17, 2025
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Eda the Owl Lady

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Person: Eda the Owl Lady is such a milf
Person 2: Agreed
by catrasimplol June 26, 2021
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eda the owl lady

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a very hot character whom im in love with from the gay show called the owl house or whatever
Person 1: eda the owl lady is so hot
Person 2: i know omg
by urmomsgayforme September 5, 2021
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