Thayer Academy

Typical private school in Braintree, Ma; prison and meeting place for upper middle class white kids into drinking, drugs, sex, other illegal activities, and of course sports; girls worship the STD filled hockey boys, and boys chase after the skankiest underclassmen they can find; popular junior girls dress like they came straight out of the talbots catalog (not a good thing); the teachers can be cool, but most fall into the category of drug addicts, or dykes; their leader Mr. Clarke heads their nazi regime to braiknwash the youth of america and tourture those who try and be diffrent.

common TA phrases

"Omg his hockey mullet is soo hot."
"I love your sweater vest!, did u get it at talbots?"
"Man that weed made me thrirsty, pass my Nalgene water bottle."

by the plastics January 3, 2005

thayer academy

The home to many "pole up ass" teachers, some men, some women, and Mr. Dunne who we're not too sure about. The home to "collar up" pink shirt and kaki wearing bitches who prance around as if it were a dockers commercial. The home to several dealers of the power flower who find it amusing to rip off retards who dont know crap about the power flower to begin with (shhh! dont tell Fred!) The home to the largest percentage of caucasian white males in any school on the face of this earth. If Mao Zedong saw our school, he would bomb us within minutes. The home to several girls where the rules that apply are: The hotter and sluttier you are, the cooler you are and the higher chance you'll get to give steam to a hockey stud.

This is my home... and i want to shit terds on it

by VK January 4, 2005

thayer academy

Let me just say that everyone on this page is right, except for the one attempting to make fun of Tim Roche and Melch. You hockey players are just a bunch of AIDS-carrying 20 year olds that look to infect all incomming freshman.

Hockey = boooo
Beer = Yay!

by Coolio January 4, 2005

joshawa thayer

A dood that takes a bunch of pictures and likes pizza rolls. He wishes he was a pizza roll. He also wants to kill a kid named riley schafer. He also smells of 24 day old pizza rolls. He always falls down the stairs instead of walking down them.

Stop eating so many pizza rolls or you will be a Joshawa Thayer

by Anti Pizza Roll Society January 28, 2018

ms thayer

a mean teacher that hides bone in her ceiling

ew did u see that ms thayer

by dank llama February 16, 2017

Thayer Academy

um i actually like the school. Not kidding. met some good friends there. :: ducks to avoid teh inevitable stones thrown at me::

Thayer is an ok place to go to school!

by annonomus February 10, 2005

Tommy Thayer

1. Current lead guitarist for the rock band KISS. Joined after original lead guitarist Ace Frehley left (or was fired) for the second time in late 2001.

2. A relatively competent musician hired as a scab replacement for the one he's supposed to be just like.

1. I wish Tommy Thayer wasn't such a scab; he's a good guitarist in his own right.

2. Mike is such a Tommy Thayer; he just joined because Bob quit the band on short notice. He'll never be a real Ace Frehley.

by kirneh001 April 29, 2009