That's so nice, I'd tap that twice 

When seeing a girl with such a nice ass, all your male instincts take over and you know you have to get some.

Steve: Hey, see that cashier at #9?

Kevin: Yeah man. That's so nice, I'd tap that twice!

That's so nice, I'd tap that twice by butterz18 December 21, 2010

Oh, that's real nice 

What the fish from spongebob says when he opens the toilet to find spongebob in there

Fish Guy: *opens toilet to find spongebob*
Fish Guy: Oh, that's real nice.....

Oh, that's real nice by banditboogaloo July 26, 2022

That's why we can't have nice things 

It's a statement a mom or dad would make, while exasperated with their child for having broken some household item. For instance, a mother buys a new small appliance for her kitchen, let's say its a stand mixer. The kids start playing with it and jam something in the blades and burn out the motor. Mom walks in and sees the mess and yells, "See! That's why we can't have nice things!"

It's a comment that is actually an irrational thing to say, but it's funny for that reason. A very "mom/dad" thing they would say in the heat of the moment.

"See! That's why we can't have nice things! Dad just bought this VCR, and you kids put a sandwich in it! Now it's broken!"

That's why we can't have nice things by RN-real-nerd. June 25, 2014

aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes 

aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes

aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes

aalyna is a short / tall girl that is bixesual , has a lot of best friends she’s beautiful and loyal she’s nice and will always put herself first she funny and will make jokes by Kmtod June 17, 2023

thats nice ellie 

When you think it’s nice but you don’t actually care

Ellie: I just got 150k
Me:thats nice Ellie

thats nice ellie by ThatsniceEllie March 17, 2019

thats nice 

people like me and my friend use it quite often and it sounds funny. Its used for generally when your not interested or you dont want to know.

Boy: i won a trophy from football
Girl: thats nice, i won a rubber dick to give to you for yah birthday

Friend: i went horse riding on saturday
Girl: thats nice, i went up yah fanny to pluck your pubes on the same day

Smelly person: you cant afford new trainers
Girl: thats nice, you cant afford a shower cos you stink of fishy fanny

Little kid: I hit you on the head with the ball
Girl: thats nice, i hit you in the keys when it splatted with blood

thats nice by ronnie1997 August 4, 2011

oh thats nice 

When you say that something is nice but in a sarcastic way, not meaning it but in fact meaning the complete opposite so saying "Oh that's nice" basically means that it's not nice, and that you don't like it.

30 Year Old: I just got the new collectors Derpy Retard Hooves collectors figure!
Me: Oh thats nice!
30 Year Old: I know right!
Me: Yeah :l

oh thats nice by Your Everyday Fan-Girl (YouTub May 29, 2016