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target cart attendant

A Target cart attendant (more recently refered to as Guest Attendant... but that's pretty much like calling a janitor a custodian) is basically the store slave. Is responsible for doing the outside and inside trash, emptying hangers from the lanes and tossing them in large hanger boxes (that are non existant 90% of the time), cleaning up shit, puke, urine, food, drinks, cashiering whenever seen from a distance by any LOD or cash supervisor because the corporation is too cheap to actually schedule cashiers, keeping all the check lanes stocked with bags (that once again are non existant 90% of the time), and last and foremost, keep the cart well full with an ample amount of carts while someone doing all the forementioned tasks SIMULTAINIOUSLY!
CASH SUPE: Target Cart Attendant! Hop on a check lane.
CART ATTENDANT: Oh... uh okay...
LOD: Cart Attendant we are running out of carts... and there is a spill on H4
CART ATTENDANT: Alright, hold on while I spawn another cart attendant... *UNFF* yah, not gonna happen.
by Rikers Beard September 1, 2008
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Sassy Target

a ridiculously underrated facebook page. dumbass pages like "satan" and "cell" have hundreds of thousands of likes and are shit but sassy target is hilarious and they actually interact with their fans.
"Dude did you see that hilarious status Sassy Target posted?"

"Was it about how shitty Wal Mart is?"
by barbariansteve December 24, 2012
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soft target

A person or thing that is relatively unprotected or vulnerable to attack.
A supermarket is a soft target for a crazed guman.
by talk2me-JCH2 June 2, 2022
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stay on target

Means to stay focused or on track when there are distractions or danger about. Can be used when talking to yourself and also when helping others. From Star Wars, where they assault the Death Star and they are in the trench run and one guy is bitching about it being too close and he wants to pull out and the other dude is like "stay on target, stay on targettttttt".
1. Ray: Dude I don't know about this dare to shit on her car, it's too busy, we could get caught.

Frank: Stay on target, stay on targettttt!

2. While biking down a hill Frank is thinking to himself I am going too fast I could injure myself. So he screams out to help him focus and gee himself up "stay on target, stay on targetttttt!".
by FRA$ER April 4, 2008
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Target Finder

Weapon attachment in Black Ops 2 for guns that lights up red when someone is in your crosshairs. Widely employed by scrubs who can't aim.
Guy camping in corner with Lsat + Target finder: Man I'm pro!
by Thatperson4321 March 21, 2013
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targeted individual

A person who has become targeted by any party, organization or entity. A person can become targeted from entities ranging from corruption in business, organized crime, cults & extremists or by government. A person who becomes targeted will face campaigns of surveillance of different degrees and generally speaking campaigns that negatively impact an individual. This could range from campaigns to harass, discredit, sabotage, instill fear and paranoia, manipulate, extort, or even assassinate; among others.
John blew the whistle on wrong doing within the company he worked for and became a targeted individual.
by thatradtallguy June 10, 2016
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Target Confusion

Occurs in dialogue. When someone says something so idiotic, there are so many possible jokes you could make; you don't know which one to go for, and end up saying nothing.
1 - "That tooth still buggin' ya?"
2 - "Yeah, i had to get an implant the other day. You ever had an uh, an implant in your mouth?"
1 - O_o "I think that's what they call Target Confusion. So many jokes i could have made, i just didn't know which one to go for."
by Jack of Hats February 5, 2010
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