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Alabama Thankyou 

When something is expected or unexpectedly inserted into your colon or rectum.
Ted-"John gave me a hug today and slipped in an Alabama thankyou."

Bob-" Is that a good or a bad thing?"

Ted- "Honestly,liked it."

Bob-" My doctors worried about my colon, so he scheduled me for an Alabama Thankyou next week. Should I be worried?"

Ted-"Na sounds like fun!"

Thankyouforyourcervix 

When a woman has sex with a military man, she will say thank you for your service and the member will say thank you for your cervix.
Slaps one night stands ass, thank you for your cervix (“Thankyouforyourcervix”)

thankyouwelcome 

Thankyouwelcome allows you to both thank and accept thanks in one easy step without the hassle of paying attention to what is going on. Can be used by children, multitasking persons, or businessmen.
"Billy, what do you say to your Aunt??"
"Thankyouwelcome! exits room"

Thankyou 

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Thankyou by Biggies s April 28, 2019

thankyouchan 

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thankyouchan by somiiss December 23, 2020

Thankyou for saying this! 

A mummy’s boy unable to admit wrongs so covers emotional incest shame like a boss.
Thankyou for saying this! Jezzie - I’m glad I didn’t have to take responsibility for my actions!