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Testicules

Testicules is the communal drinking vessel on long camping trips, usually used to store other forms of food prior to use as a fluid reservoir and is usually in the shape of an animal. Primary liquids dispensed by Testicules are Tang and Kool-Aid.

The most common container to be converted to Testicules is the Army-Sized Animal Cracker plastic bear. Also, the only way to have a true Testicules is to consume the crackers from the bear before filling with liquid, none can be thrown away.

The origin of Testicules is unknown, but is rumored to have started as a sort of rite of passage among young teens.
"Drink from Testicules!"
by Rockin! July 9, 2007
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testiculate

the combination of gesticulation and testicles in a single word, gesturing towards the genital area of a masculine species
Walter decided it was a good idea to testiculate his displeasure over the situation to the cashier
by phildo the great January 3, 2014
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Ocular Testiculitis

(n) When a standard teenage males voice cracks so hard the testicles ascend to the ocular cavities replacing the eyes.
"Hey Jimmy want to go sk...(pterodactyl noise) my balls"
"Damn that was a bad outbreak of Ocular Testiculitis"
by Jsenpai August 27, 2014
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testiculate

Ive made a real testiculate of this this report.
by Glo0 June 23, 2008
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Testiculating

To emphasize one's words or actions by dramatically brandishing one's testicles in an animated fashion.
Phillip was frantically testiculating to the rest of the nudist colony, who did not see the honey badger slowly approach them from behind.
by Gustavo Jnr the 16th June 11, 2018
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De-testiculate

remove (someone's) male gonads or "testicles" from their body; detach or seperate a man's cojones.
Guy 1: I heard that they had to de-testiculate John's balls.

Guy 2: Oof, that's rough. Couldn't imagine being de-testicularised. Worst thing ever.
by PF1tZ0S January 28, 2024
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De-testiculate

remove (someone's) male gonads or "testicles" from their body; detach or seperate a man's cojones.
Guy 1: I heard that they had to de-testiculate John's balls.

Guy 2: Oof, that's rough. Couldn't imagine being de-testicularised. Worst thing ever.
by PF1tZ0S January 28, 2024
mugGet the De-testiculatemug.

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