Testicules

Testicules is the communal drinking vessel on long camping trips, usually used to store other forms of food prior to use as a fluid reservoir and is usually in the shape of an animal. Primary liquids dispensed by Testicules are Tang and Kool-Aid.

The most common container to be converted to Testicules is the Army-Sized Animal Cracker plastic bear. Also, the only way to have a true Testicules is to consume the crackers from the bear before filling with liquid, none can be thrown away.

The origin of Testicules is unknown, but is rumored to have started as a sort of rite of passage among young teens.

"Drink from Testicules!"

by Rockin! July 9, 2007

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testiculate

the combination of gesticulation and testicles in a single word, gesturing towards the genital area of a masculine species

Walter decided it was a good idea to testiculate his displeasure over the situation to the cashier

by phildo the great January 3, 2014

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Ocular Testiculitis

(n) When a standard teenage males voice cracks so hard the testicles ascend to the ocular cavities replacing the eyes.

"Hey Jimmy want to go sk...(pterodactyl noise) my balls"
"Damn that was a bad outbreak of Ocular Testiculitis"

by Jsenpai August 27, 2014

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testiculate

to balls something up!!

Ive made a real testiculate of this this report.

by Glo0 June 23, 2008

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Testicule

Much like a molecule, which by definition is the smallest fundamental unit of a chemical compound, a testicule is a small male testicule. They cannot be seen with a microscope, similar to that of a molecule.

Brody: I was giving my testicules a massage last night. Too bad they are smaller than the wavelength of visible light!

Kevin: I bet you could piss it out like a kidney stone.

by Dirty Antwan November 24, 2025

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