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dick-ter scale

Just like the Richter scale that measures the magnitude of earthquakes, this refers to how much a guy has rocked your world.

It could also mean how big of a surprise or disappointment his dick is in size.
So , Sally, how was your date last night with John?
OMG! He knows how to work it! He was so a 8.5 on the dick-ter scale.

Let me tell you, John may not have an ass, but he makes up for it in the front. He is at least a 9.5 on the dick-ter scale.

Oh yeah, I had a one night stand with that guy. From what I remember, it wasn't worth it. He was like a 2.0 on the dick-ter scale.

Did you see that bulge in that guys pants? Looks like he could cause some serious damage with thing. He must be like a 8.5 on the dick-ter scale.
by Delta Divas June 27, 2011
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Ter Statue of Stegen

The goalkeeper for Barcelona who claims he should start in the German NT ahead of the GOAT Neuer. Ter Statue of Stegen can also be recognised by the name Ter Static, because he does not know how to move his feet when a ball is coming towards the goal.
- Why didn't that guy move?!!!

- Because he is Ter Statue of Stegen, son.
by Argeta December 7, 2021
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twon'ter

a) Anyone opposed to the use of Twitter
b) Anyone who is not currently using or who refuses to use Twitter
c) Anyone who is skeptical of the relevance of Twitter
"I don't know what Frank has against Twitter, everyone else is doing it -- he's such a twon'ter!"
by Tangential Panda April 23, 2009
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ter_ran

Ter_ran told me to google twink and click images
by 6HJ933N November 18, 2021
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Agent Ter

that agent ter just got OWNED. what a n00b.
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by Zudane May 13, 2006
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Ass-ter Shock

The shock that one gets while leaning forward to wipe after taking a dump and finding that the automatic flush thinks you have vacated ..... leaving a soggy ass.
Holy shit - that always happens. Now my ass is wet and shitty - I hate Ass-ter Shock

Or...

Why is that guys pants so wet? Must have been a victim of Ass-ter Shock
by The Brown Fox January 16, 2013
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IPA-ter

One of the outspoken many with disdain, prejudice and hatred towards India Pale Ale (IPA) style beers.
"Every time we go to a brewery you give me crap about ordering an IPA, you're such a hater, but worse and IPA-ter"
by J.R. Slasher August 18, 2016
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