Tennis

Awesome sport enjoyed internationally. It involves two or four players with rackets, power, technique, endurance, reflex, speed, hand-eye coordination, accuracy, balance, strategy, and skill. Most people think tennis is lame, because they can't play for crap or afford their own rackets. Also because it doesn't involve sweaty men rubbing against each other or slapping each others' butts.

Interviewer: do u liek hard courts or grass courts?

Tennis guy: gee, iunno. i never smoked hard courts b4.

by Booberella February 28, 2008

tennis

One of the most athletically demanding sports in the world. People mistake this sport as a "pussy" sport for these reasons

1.)They can't play it
2.)Does not involve tackling.
3.)Doesn't involve dunks.
4.)ESPN shows (sportscenter..etc..) do not talk about

"The sport of tennis is the hardest sport to play, but a lot of people dont think so."

by Joshua Wood January 22, 2008

Tennis

A sport in which you smash balls with a hard stick. You also grunt loudly while smashing the balls

Person 1: you see that dude over there smashing balls and grunting?
Person 2: ya
Person 1: he’s playing tennis

by Jsh82 October 14, 2020

Tennis

It is one of the most athletic sports. It's not like basketball where you just sit on the sidelines. You are constantly moving during matches and it takes skill. Matches can last up to 1-2 hours!

EX:
Stranger: I play basketball
Me: I play tennis
Stranger: Tennis is stupid and its for old people
Me: Punches them and runs
Nobody: ...

by Kindley March 16, 2020

Tennis

A code name for marijuana. Used around non "tennis players". Terms used along with "playing tennis"

Playing Tennis: the actual act of smoking
Tennis Balls: marijuana
Tennis Coach: dealer
Tennis Racket: smoking device
Tennis Court: where you're going to smoke
Swing: taking a hit

Phil: Hey tony, wanna go play some tennis?
Tony: Yeah, have any balls?
Phil: Yeah, I just got some. I'll meet you at the court in like 30 mins.

by wimbledonchamp September 20, 2009

Tennis

Butt Stuff.

Guy 1: "Hey man, you wanna play tennis today?"
Guy 2: "Naw man, I'm still too sore from playing tennis yesterday."

by Grover Cleveland69696969 March 27, 2014

tennis

a sport in which you let out all your sexual tension through the art of grunting

while your with your girlfriend who doesnt wanna do it: lets go play tennis!

by tennisman2 December 23, 2008