Teddy Simp

A type of person named teddy that gets cucked by women constantly and fails to kiss them at least 4 times

me:teddy go kiss anna you have wanted to for so long
teddy: hugs her
me:teddy simp

by Notepicsimplol January 22, 2020

Teddy sized

Anything can be teddy sized if its really fucking huge, just as teddy is

Man that was a fucking teddy sized breakfast!

by Broagan October 8, 2008

Tandy Shandy

A mixed drink consisting of a beer (typically a lager) and a cola.

I call it the “Tandy Shandy”. One keeps you sharp, and the other’s… Well, the other’s a beer.

by Brahkolee March 23, 2023

Teddy Smash

When a meathead, or generally dumb and strong person, violently smashes things with his bare fists. Also used to make fun of any meathead. A person like this usually also fistpumps like he is repeatedly stabbing someone.

Harmless Onlooker: Holy shit hes going to Teddy Smash that 2x4.
(Meathead smashes 2x4 with his fists like he is the fuckin hulk or something)
Meathead: TTTTTEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYY SSSSSSSSMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAASSSSSSSSHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Shesthereasonforthewordbitch September 20, 2010

Teddy Sinclair

An English Grammy-nominating songwriter and lead vocalist of her band, Cruel Youth. She was formerly known as rapper Verbalicious and dark-edgy singer Natalia Kills. A queen who still gets backlash for a staged reality tv incident from years ago.

Did you hear Teddy Sinclair’s new song?

by NataliaKills September 10, 2021

Trendy Slave

Anyone who goes out of their way to look trendy or scene or super hipster. Someone who follows the hottest trends a little too hard.

"Wasn't he dressed all thug last week?"
"Yea, now he wears nothing skinny jeans and flannels."
"What a Trendy Slave."

by ThingsJSay March 14, 2010

trendy stores

Stores like hottopic where they go to get things that are ''COOL'' punk is now trendy because of the necessity to be different. hollister fucking trendy lil prep store. abercombie

dude i got this punk looking set of clothes at hottopic fucking cool right? trendy friend: wow your more PUNK than me
i need 100bucks that way i can buy PUNK pants hurray for being different and hurray for trendy stores !!

by scooby doo loves cock April 15, 2008