Templeton

one of the most boring places in the world.located halfway between San Francisco and Los Angeles.The only thing to do in templeton is either drink, have relationships or sit at the park (or a combination of all the above)

"dude im stuck in templeton bro"

"dude sucks for you im goin to party"

"im gonna go kill myself"

by Bob Powers May 23, 2008

lauryn templeton

the definition of cringe; makes you wanna die

Lauryn Templeton just walked in...I can feel you cringing.

by icanfeelyoucringing December 22, 2016

Gillette Templeton

When a hairy middle aged male ejaculates on his own beard then shaves his legs in a bath tub while smoking a cigarette.

Tim "I really cut my leg yesterday while attempting the gillette Templeton"
Alex "go wash your hands"

by TimHasMilkDudTitties October 15, 2021

Tempratchet

Tempratchet, a combination of "temper/temperature" and "ratchet" meaning: You a thot

"Why he so pissed all of a sudden, like da faq?" -Naquilla
"He tempratchet. He pissed." Nitro

by Kongu2000 December 7, 2014

under-tempratured

The Nordic way to stating 'cold' or 'cool' in the sense that you might freeze someone simply by touching their exposed flesh.

David cools Nex down with his Nordic under-tempratured yet furry body.

by Mah_boi November 7, 2009

[mis-IM-terpretation]

When you get the wrong idea from an instant message you read on myspace or other networking site.

Man 1:Dude,Fred said he was going out with all his guy friends to have a good time. He's so gay!

Man 2: No he meant he was going for a guys night out,your mis-IM-terpretation is retarded

Man 1: Ohhhh

by Zilchoboy September 1, 2009

Templeton

A small city in CA full of the worst goddamn people on Earth. Anybody who rolls through this absolute shithole is scarred for life. Avoid at all costs.

1. "Bro I'm going to Templeton next week"
2. "Oh shit bro. You're fucked."
1. "Yeah I'd rather die."

by helladopeboyo April 27, 2017