Teleport House

A type of fictional type of event that occurs in every single house (also including other types of residential buildings) on the planet earth at between 12 AM and 6 AM, on which any non-resident tries to enter the residential building's entrance, they will be once teleported to random place without explanation and leaving them confused.

"Of course, i've ever seen that teleport house on my neighborhood. This is no strange of how the type of event works." - Leafy from BFDI

by Ryan900USAYT March 6, 2022

hey peebrain you teleport

Originally from what was thought to be porn-bit from Tumblr "hey peebrain you teleport" was the beginning of an ARG on Tumblr and is now consided a meme among users.

Tumblr user 1"Hey peebrain"?
Tumblr user 2 "You teleport"?
"hey peebrain you teleport"

by i_love_fancy_bread January 24, 2022

teleport_guy

the funniest TIKTOK user.
capable of teleporting 300 feet from his camera

hey teleport_guy, why dont you go in your closet, then teleport to the camera

by qquestionable.zone December 6, 2021

Teleport

A place in the backwoods of Irving, Texas where there is a large train-track brige over a river. kids usually go there to either tag up the place or drink.

I was at Teleport the other day, and i left my tag everywhere.

by N i c k April 21, 2006

Teleporting Tits

A girl who bangs so many guys, so fast, that it appears that the little slut is teleporting from bed to bed (or any other place to have sex in)

Guy 1- Hey! last night I got some from Angela at the party!
Guy 2- Hey, last night so did I, and so did I almost every other guy there. She must have Teleporting Tits.
Guy 1-...

by Dumbalumbagin November 6, 2011

Magic Teleporting Diggers

A secluded area in Nottingham found on google map, that is used to lure scrawny nerds who spend a vast amount of their time on the internet. When they arrive they are ambushed and violently sodomized.

Hey man, did you hear what happened to Kim? I heard some1 fiddled his bum after searching for some place called Magic teleporting diggers.

by Tommyfiddler99 January 26, 2013

Teleported

When someone is so drunk that they don't remember getting home and then all of a sudden they are home. They remember leaving and arriving, but not the trip.

"Dude, I was so drunk last night that I teleported home!"

by hotmama4u April 12, 2009