Where you ejaculate over your partner's breasts then use a handy teaspoon to scoop up the cum & feed it to her.
by HectorT October 31, 2009
Get the Cum Teaspoonmug. by ReggieRay December 19, 2014
Get the teaspoon legmug. by the_bitch_from_msn October 16, 2008
Get the poofty teaspoonmug. When the Boston tea party were rumbled by the british, whilst drinking tea. They were awful at improvising a term so decided to 'Teaspoon Leg it out of here'.
This can be used to get out of a situation of awkwardness.
This can be used to get out of a situation of awkwardness.
Person 1: How did you get out of the sit with that arsehole Miles?
Person 2: I totally had to teaspoon leg it out of here
Person 2: I totally had to teaspoon leg it out of here
by BoosterGould January 2, 2015
Get the teaspoon leg it out of heremug. An affectionate way to describe a young child, usually a male, when it becomes apparent that the child will turn out be homosexual.
Martha: "Look at little Billy, he's so kind and sweet. You know, I suspect he was made with an extra teaspoon of sugar."
Betsy: "Oh that much is certain. He'll certainly be quite the man-killer."
Betsy: "Oh that much is certain. He'll certainly be quite the man-killer."
by JaxColdSweat February 22, 2011
Get the made with an extra teaspoon of sugarmug. to chill out, or relax
by the inventors of level a tsp July 26, 2019
Get the level a teaspoonmug. A theorem used to determine if one has crapped himself. The rule is as follows: if a person farts, and something comes out (also known as a shart), if the resultant mass adds up to less to a teaspoon. If its adds up to more, than one has crapped his pants.
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P1: So I thought I crapped myself yesterday, but luckily it didn’t count under the teaspoon rule.
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“If you fart, and something comes out, and the stuff is less than a teaspoon, it counts as a fart. But, if it’s more than a teaspoon, then congratulations, you just s*** yourself.”
-Hannes Van Dahl, drummer for Sabaton
P1: So I thought I crapped myself yesterday, but luckily it didn’t count under the teaspoon rule.
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“If you fart, and something comes out, and the stuff is less than a teaspoon, it counts as a fart. But, if it’s more than a teaspoon, then congratulations, you just s*** yourself.”
-Hannes Van Dahl, drummer for Sabaton
by ApolloJustice0713 March 23, 2022
Get the Teaspoon Rulemug.