Tea Towel Method

The usage of a Tea Towel To dry out the recievers anal passage and dry off the givers penis. then perform the act of anal sex without any lubrication.
Tea towel method: Getting a tea towel and drying out the anal passage and penis before anal sex
by Timmy Bean Boy April 03, 2012
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Tea Towel

A very sexy man
by Cookie cat- gamer November 13, 2023
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tea towelling

When you are so completely dry that you absorb all of the other persons/people's sexual moisture
She was so dry I was basically tea towelling her
by Gayman_13 December 22, 2016
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Son of a tea towel

A corny expression used (often by fathers) when experiencing discomfort or discouragement. A substitute phrase for "son of a bitch". used in situations where swearing is not suitable.
Drops Beer "Son of a tea towel"
by al00f March 19, 2010
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tea toweled

When an infant's face is loosely covered to help him/her rest; usually with the same towel or type material used to cover steaming rice.
"Baby is falling asleep. Can you tea towel him so I can keep the lights on?"

"Your baby had trouble napping while you were at work, so I tea toweled him to sleep."

"Damn baby boy, you got tea toweled. Better check if you're breathing.."
by Becca Sime-Jensen October 09, 2020
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