tea party

A group of people who are ineffectual at their job because they are not paying attention to what they are supposed to be doing

The outfielders didn't catch the pop fly because they were standing around having a tea party.

by packrat11 June 16, 2010

Tea Party

Sex party consisting of golden showers, tea bagging, watersports, boston pancake, strawberry shortcake, cincinnati bowtie, glass bottom boat, flag polling, all topped off with dirty sanchez, and abe lincoln. Usually practiced by repressed conservatives following a failed political rally.

Goin' to the Tea Party? Yeah, I got my pink socks, an American flag, and plenty of lubricant.

by RussianLimbaugh May 15, 2009

tea party

A party of people sipping tea.

When he's done, you say "oh what a lovely tea party".

by Gumba Gumba June 11, 2006

Tea Party

A Tea Party is a meeting in a public men's restroom stall for anonymous gay sex at 4pm, tea time. "Tea Party 4pm" is usually written in permanent marker on the inside wall of restroom stalls where this takes place.

George Michael hosts a tea party Tuesdays at 4pm in Roxbury Park.

by asswipejohnson July 24, 2011

tea party

The Greek military police's name for beating of a prisoner by a group of military police using thier fists.

The ESA (Army Police Corps) from 1967 to 1974 used many different methods of torture including, "tea party" and "tea party with toast".

by JohnWoo July 31, 2010

tea party

The kind of ineffectual corporate meeting that reminds me of how my kindergarten girl friends would get together with thier fake tea pot and cups. Drink fake tea. Pretend to be grown-ups. Give each other fake complements. And tell fake stories.

Jeff - Hey Bill, did you notice that Michael has set up another one of his tea parties for next Wednesday to talk about improving the deployment process?

Kristine - Jeff, do you want to meet for lunch with us at Quiznos? We're going to meet there at 11:30.

Jeff - No, I can't. That weenie Michael set up another tea party for 11:30 to noon.

by Catjuice July 22, 2008

Tea party

An orgy or an out of control sex parrrtay.

Becca like to have tea parties with all of her little friends, and hopefully she doesnt tell her mom what it means.

by b-unit c. May 3, 2005