tea bag

tea bag. a term for an elderly/old person - inparticular, beligerent and grumpy old people stuck in their prehistoric and judgemental ways.

Old woman : "Put that cigarette out you filthy young cretin"

Young smoker to freind : "Did you hear what that old tea bag just said?!"

by not_a_tea_bag November 24, 2009

tea bag

In the game of Halo, the act of squatting up and down repeatedly over a master chief or elite character that you have just killed simulating placing your scrotum in their mouth.

After slaying Toxic Jet with my sword I proceeded to tea bag his ass.

by Blondie5150 October 23, 2008

tea bag

To click in the left analog stick when standing over a dead body's head in Halo 3.

Ohhhh you got tea bagged!

by Evil Tediz February 07, 2008

tea bag

(n) Tampon.

I knew my girlfriend was menstruating, as I saw the cord of her tea bag.

by Dr Merkin November 02, 2008

tea bag

when someone is sleeping and you drop ur pants and put your balls in their mouth

by clittney March 20, 2003

tea bag

dropping your sack down onto something, usually a nose or a mouth

Look! Normile is sleeping, and my sack is extra smelly! I'm going to tea bag him right across the nose!!

by Jambe Foulquinox March 06, 2003

tea bag

In referince to some FPS video games when a player would kill his/her opponent and "Crouch" numorous times over the dead corp's face in the fassion of the sexual move "Tea baging", usually very funny when the person dead has the respawn time on and is seing there own dead body beign teabaged on and they can not do anything about it.

The most Tea baging probably known today is to occur mostly in the game HALO 2 ,

by P BLunt June 23, 2005