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tea bag

To dunk your ball sack like a tea bag into the mouth of another person while they are lying down, prone, asleep or dead
Amar: Hey Kirby, I totally tea bagged that Columbian last night!
Kirby: NAH, DON'T SAY IT!
by kezzanezza June 5, 2010
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to dip ur balls in someones face when they are either dead or sleeping.
the bungie dude got mad when i tea bagged him.
by Korean Barber June 2, 2008
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nut fuckin someones mouth, dippin your hairy nut sack into someones mouth over and over again. Kinda like dippin a tea bag into a cup of hot water. only this is a nut sack in thier mouth
1. I tea bagged that ho for a half an hour.

2. open your mouth so I can tea bag you.

3. She woke up only to realize she was being tea bagged.
by The Happy Tea Bagger August 9, 2008
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1)An odd act performed by males at all-male sleepovers. It usually entails one of the men to place his scrotum on the face of the first guy to fall asleep. Pictures may be taken, but generally are not released out of respect for both parties involved.

2)The act of dipping one's scrotum into a females mouth repeatedly, usually after, or during oral. Usually performed while female is tonguing the scrotum.

3)A small paper pag containing ground tea leaf extract that when dipped into boiling water produces a (usually) sweet solution that may be consumed, we call it Tea.
1) Jerry fell asleep first, so Mark thought it would be funny to tea-bag him. Jerry never woke up and it produced a rather awkward situation which eventually led to us goign to bed in silence.

2) I was doing the nastiest, snagglepuss, hood rat bitch last night, and she wouldn't let me go anal, so I tea bagged her until she vomited, then went anal while she was leaning over the toilet.

3) My friends like to play with the tea bags before they place them in thier mugs.
by Keifer Jennings November 9, 2008
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To dip two habanero into your mouth holding each of them by the stem, before you eat them. A hot sensation will come upon your head. No matter how much you try to fabricate your face, people will see your pain.
I just tea bagged myself man...shit was hotter than Sade.
by MrTallyMon June 13, 2011
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tea bag. a term for an elderly/old person - inparticular, beligerent and grumpy old people stuck in their prehistoric and judgemental ways.
Old woman : "Put that cigarette out you filthy young cretin"

Young smoker to freind : "Did you hear what that old tea bag just said?!"
by not_a_tea_bag November 23, 2009
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In the game of Halo, the act of squatting up and down repeatedly over a master chief or elite character that you have just killed simulating placing your scrotum in their mouth.
After slaying Toxic Jet with my sword I proceeded to tea bag his ass.
by Blondie5150 February 28, 2009
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