I'm taking a shit

You got bored and googled "I'm taking a shit" and now you're here.

I got bored while taking a shit so I googled "I'm taking a shit"

by Nordgern August 19, 2017

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Taking A Trump

When you take a giant dump but it refuses to be flushed until Jan 20th.

My mom just kicked me out of her basement but I'm taking a trump and staying until after New Year.

by Roshambo187 November 26, 2020

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Taking Roy off the grid

Successfully doing something completely different with your life, or something you control, than is expected, or otherwise contrary the status-quo.

Holy shit! This guy is taking Roy off the grid! This guy doesn't have a social security number for Roy!

by yoj!mbo July 15, 2015

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taking ls

Losing any arguement, taking losses

Meek Mills been taking ls from drake all of 2015

by BitchTits420 July 23, 2016

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Taking the Henry Michael

Someone who tends to throw people under the bus a lot.

Taking the Henry Michael If you're going to work with him you'd better document everything. He's one serious bus chucker.

by topbantslad April 6, 2017

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The act of deficating while on the clock at work. The extreme Nesselrodter will think nothing of entering the building in the morning, clocking in, and immediately hitting the bathroom. The longer you take the better as no Nesselrodt should last less than 30 minutes. A skilled Nesselrodter can expect to earn about 15% - 20% of his yearly pay while seated comfortably on the throne.

Man that food I ate for lunch didn't agree with me...I'll be taking a Nesselrodt if you need me.

I made $10,000 last year just Taking A Nesselrodt.

by wittle buddy squarepants January 12, 2010

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