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Tahitian Twist 

When one man squatted above another man who is upside-down, on his shoulders, and is facing 180 degrees away from the other, puts each of their respective cock's in the opposing man's asshole and then begins to rotate in a circular motion whilst hopping up and down. This is a Tahitian Twist.

The Tahitian Twist is estimated to have been developed between AD 300 and 800 when early cock-loving Polynesians settled in Tahiti and wanted to claim man cock & ass for their own. Many methods were tried and failed but the Tahitian Twist prevailed and is still in practice by many homo-sexual civilizations to this day.
This lemonade tastes excellent and the grapes are delicious, if I didn't fuck goats I would tackle you into a Tahitian Twist! *slurps goat cock*
Tahitian Twist by -Anti- April 30, 2008

Tahitian Gumball 

A sexual activity in which the male (or female) inserts a gumball into their partner's asshole. Once inserted the partner with the gumball inside them will attempt to push it out and shoot it into their partners mouth at which point the partner will chew the gumball. Take caution! Every now and again "foreign matter" can be shot out from the asshole along with the gumball, it is recommended to plug your nose.
Lets go down to the store we need some gumball so we can do the Tahitian Gumball.
Tahitian Gumball by callmedaley September 3, 2011

Tahitian mudslide 

The sexual act of a girl lubing up her anus by shitting on her partner's johnson, thus allowing for a stinkier yet more frictionless anal experience.
- Yo Frank, I think I am in love.

-- Why do you say that?

- Last night Stacy gave me a Tahitian mudslide.

-- Oh man, she's gotta be the one.
Tahitian mudslide by Showjo March 27, 2009
YOUR HOT
Tauhiti is a unique name so if you have this name your just hot 😞
Tauhiti by anonymous November 26, 2021

Tahitian Face Mask 

A specific sexual act with specifically ordered steps. When a man or woman lies down, and a man or woman places plastic wrap over the face of the person, and the person who warpped up the face takes a shit on the plastic wrap, places another piece of plastic wrap on top (so as to sandwich the shit in-between 2 layers of plastic wrap upon the person's face), and then punches the plastic wrapped face of the person thus causing it to squish all over and produce the effect of a mask.
I know this fecaphile I might bang. Yeah I think it will really get her off if I give her a Tahitian face mask.
Tahitian Face Mask by C. Dub November 7, 2006

tahitian noni fruit 

A natural Polynesian fruit that has many documented cures..The fruit is patented by Tahitian Noni International currently a private company. This company has created 400 millionaires, and will create another 100 by the end of 2008.
I drink a cup of Tahitian Noni fruit juice a day...and my ailments have went away!!
tahitian noni fruit by bob creavle October 24, 2007