taserness

used to define the amount of tase ability that something has. a certain degree of shock, from being tased

Hailey: "Jamie, feed her another tase-cookie"
Jamie: "but that amount of taserness could really injure Mariah"
Hailey: "that is a chance I am willing to take"

by Hailey+Jamie December 18, 2008

Taser Taser Taser

When a dumbass cop, typically female, mistakes a taser for a FUCKING GUN and shoots the shit outta someone

“Hey look over there, a guy is running from the cops”
“Taser Taser Taser”

by DoopyBlerp April 22, 2021

tasered

To get incredibly messed up, drunk, shit faced, intoxicated.

This weekend I was completely tasered.

by Lindsur December 25, 2007

The Taser

A relative of The Shocker, The Taser is reserved for particularly small wives or girlfriends. It is executed using only the inner three fingers, keeping your ring finger separate from the other two.

Tom: Man, Susan is so tiny I had to use The Taser on her.

Bob: Score!!

by TheKillerFrisbee August 11, 2009

Tasering

Calling someone out for Loxing, or believing their non-ability to do anything is worthwhile.

I had to spend the day tasering to the class that their internet surfing in the computer lab did not help them ace the mid-term.

by Rad Corruptor September 17, 2006

Taser tag

Regular tag but the person who's it has a taser and uses it to tag other people

Taser tag! hey RUN BIITCH ILL FUCK YOU UP MY NIGGA. BITCH

by Liveyyyyy February 14, 2015

taser bomb

a cop prank. when cops pull up to talk to each other in there patrol cars they park side by side and one turns the taser on for its 5 second cycle, throws it in the other cops lap, and rolls up his window.

haha frank you so got taser bombed

by the jon law March 22, 2010