tapered jeans

An attempt to create a happy medium between disco-era bell-bottoms and New-Wave spandex that failed miserably. They are usually high-waisted, full-seated, and quite narrow at the ankle (their character trait). Still sold in stores like Wal-Mart, Mervyns and Kohls and worn mostly by suburban moms who don't watch Desperate Housewives or Sex in the City.

Oh look honey, those tapered jeans show off your keds.

by Jonathan Carmona September 19, 2008

tapernackle

to read from the holy tapernackle, to get laid, to go balls deep

damn that niggas reading from the holy tapernackle, the booty scriptures

by vizcacha July 12, 2006

taprena

Nerd smart mixed with jock strength a complete nock

She is such taprena

by Bossperson September 24, 2016

tapered rect

After anal sex when the woman's rectum is slopped outward from having her prison wallet beaten to a funnel shaped disaster

Hey Dave you should see the tapered rect I gave this chick I picked up at the bar last night

by Irishbeast69 May 3, 2022