tardware

Software or hardware with obvious design flaws that should have been fixed before release.

Windows ME is the essence of tardware, you have to factor crash and reboot time into anything you hope to get done.

by 1hoser February 8, 2007

Tanda

synonym of 'genius'. sometimes also used to describe an extremely charming person.

Wow, she's such a Tanda!

by FaceKick November 8, 2006

tanda

a way to talk about T & A but make it sound like you are actually talking about something

over the weekend i went out and found tanda both nights and i already have tanda lined up for friday and saturday, i also might go out a few nights during the week for some tanda.....ITS TANDARIFIC!

by ilovetanda May 17, 2006

tandarla

onomatopoeia: A word spoken in order to confuse and distract from an argument or conversation.

target 1: "you are so wrong!" Target 2: "no...no..., i'm right..." Target 1: "noooooo..." Target 2: "Tandarla.............."

by corey kaufman August 17, 2006

Tangwang

The smell emanating from your crotch after not washing your penis for a week after having sex.

I went to take a piss and realized, holy shit, I have tangwang, I better take a shower.

by Schwocky December 7, 2011

tanduay

a popular rum brand from the Philippines that gives a stronger kick than the Red Horse shit

"Bai, inum ta'g tanduay, palaya sa atay... Agay. Sayo ta mangamatay."

English: Man, let's drink tanduay, to make our liver dry... Ouch. We die soon.

- excerpt from the Visayan rap song "Gilit" by NoPetsAllowed

by watapampa July 30, 2019

Tanwakung

This word called on : Gay loser, #ucking admin abuse. Fatherless Femboy trap that no one likes and still want attention from zatzac by playing condo. Cry when other ppl speaking facts about him, Boom . *Instant mute*

Hi my name is Tanwakung, I don't have a father.

by Topmaosopro September 19, 2021