A weapon created when a person shoves their turd into a sock and swings it as hard as possible and hits his enemy to their eventual demise. The harder/drier the turd, the tougher the Jackhammer. Another reason Tallahassee is known for its infamous nickname of "Tallanasty" and we can't have nice things in this dump of a town.
Randy pooped in his sock to make a Tallahassee Jackhammer and hit Steve in the head, causing a concussion.
by watermelawn March 17, 2017
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Person 1: Yoooo how'd you afford a Lamborghini
Person 2: Got in a bit of a Tallahassee Tussle yesterday, but I managed to score this
Person 1: Damn bro, I wish I was you
Person 2: Got in a bit of a Tallahassee Tussle yesterday, but I managed to score this
Person 1: Damn bro, I wish I was you
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Also known- as T, Tally Pain, Teddy Pain, Tallahassee Pain, Teddy Benderass, Teddy Penderass
Born 1985 in Tallahassee, Florida
T-Pain (born Faheem Najm in Tallahassee, Florida in 1985) is an American hip-hop and R&B
Also known- as T, Tally Pain, Teddy Pain, Tallahassee Pain, Teddy Benderass, Teddy Penderass
Born 1985 in Tallahassee, Florida
T-Pain (born Faheem Najm in Tallahassee, Florida in 1985) is an American hip-hop and R&B
You know my bank roll it gotta lot of zero's
Teddy Pain, The Tallahassee Hero,
I done got a crib now im in the A
two steppin let me show you how i do dis thing
Teddy Pain, The Tallahassee Hero,
I done got a crib now im in the A
two steppin let me show you how i do dis thing
by timmmwww May 30, 2007
Get the The Tallahassee Hero mug.A sexual act wherein one partner attaches a small wheel of cheese on a stick to the end of a power drill (resembling a tinker toy, hence the name), then uses the spinning cheese to anally pleasure the other partner while performing oral sex. At completion of the act, the drill-wielding partner most often ejaculates onto the cheese and feeds it to the other partner.
Note: Sometimes used as a synonym of the Kentucky Klondike Bar, although this name is less descriptive of that act.
Note: Sometimes used as a synonym of the Kentucky Klondike Bar, although this name is less descriptive of that act.
My girlfriend wanted to try something kinky, but we decided against the Tallahassee Tinker Toy because she's lactose intolerant and we didn't have a battery-powered drill.
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Get the talahassee corn cob mug.Jay: "Hey jeff, wanna switch girls tonight?"
Jeff: "Are you saying what i think your saying"
Jay: "Fuck yeah dude."
Jeff: "OMG the Tallahassee Two Step! I've never been so excited"
Jeff: "Are you saying what i think your saying"
Jay: "Fuck yeah dude."
Jeff: "OMG the Tallahassee Two Step! I've never been so excited"
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John: Man, we were starting to get really hot until I accidentally Talhasened; it was so embarrassing.
Dimitri:Hahaha, it's alright man, all of us have Talhasened once or twice in our lives.
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Derek: Don't tell anyone, but I have a little Talhasening problem so we might have to go a bit slow.
Audrey: It's alright; it'll be our little secret!
Dimitri:Hahaha, it's alright man, all of us have Talhasened once or twice in our lives.
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Derek: Don't tell anyone, but I have a little Talhasening problem so we might have to go a bit slow.
Audrey: It's alright; it'll be our little secret!
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