Taking a Grogan

Taking a shit. A "one wiper". Having that sharp stomach pain where you have to run to take a dump. ."

"Aw shit mang, I knew I shouldnt have had that last burrito, now as soon as I get home I be taking a grogan."

by Alex in East Los Angeles August 28, 2014

Taking a Trump

Totally Capitulate and then Claim Victory

You'd think he'd be pissed no one voted for him, but, he's taking a Trump and celebrating.

by frishy January 27, 2019

Taking a Trump

When someone goes into the bathroom and leaves a orange nutty log of poop in the toilet!

Be right back need to take a trump. " I'm taking a trump"

by Bikerider1976 December 29, 2016

taking a Haugh

The act of masterbating while taking a shit.

I'll be back. I'm going to go take a Haugh.

Oh, I feel great; just got done taking a Haugh.

by peterpiperpickledpeppers January 6, 2011

taking the browns to the superbowl

to defecate

hey reggie, i'll be right back...gotta take the browns to the superbowl

by drew November 25, 2003

taking grandma to arbys

Soak your hand in water until it gets wrinkly. Then proceed to pleasure someone's asshole with the wrinkly hand.

I love taking grandma to arbys

by Arbys fuckers August 14, 2017

Taking an L

Taking any type of loss, such as in an argument or sports game. Also can be used when referring to drunk behavior or receiving a bad grade. Not to be confused with "W" which is used to describe a win.

" Maddie took a huge L last night when she drank an entire bottle of champagne"
"Olive was unprepared for the math test and she failed- what an L"
" 2016 has been one huge L"
" When the team lost, they were really Taking an L"

by Nosral December 18, 2016