tadpoles

The type of semen that REAL men ejaculate.

Fuck what you know about being a man, I bust tadpoles son.

by mr.white July 27, 2008

shooting tadpoles out your flagpole

v., the act of masturbation, more commonly known as jerking off or fapping

Guy 1: Hey dude, why didn't you come to my party last night? Too busy jerkin' your gerkin?
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: You know, spanking the monkey?
Guy 2: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 1: You know, shooting tadpoles out your flagpole?
Guy 2: Get to the point!
Guy 1: Were you jerking off last night?
Guy 2: Oh! NO WTF

by Kipst3r September 15, 2013

albino tadpoles

Albino tadpoles are sperm

She didn't want my albino tadpoles to go up stream so just pulled out and jizzed in her face.

by SkunkyZ July 30, 2006

corralling the tadpoles

Jacking Off

bonehead 1: Where's Johnny?
bonehead 2: He must be Corralling the tadpoles!

by stingraytat2 November 30, 2009

TADPOLES

According to the 24 year old Ashton irwin tadpoles are baby turtles there for onins have layers and that why Ashton Irwin is always rigth :')

Ashton: tadpoles are baby tutels

Everybody:*turns heads to ashton*

by 5sos definitions July 11, 2018

tadpoles

The "tadpole" like shrapnel emptied into the toilet bowl from your bowels after eating salad the day before or that day and it requires lbs of toilet paper to cleanse, it's almost like wiping your ass with wax paper.

I took a crap and the bowl was full of tadpoles!

by Q8 December 29, 2007

Tadpoles

5 Seconds of Summer’s Ashton Irwin once said they’re baby turtles or mosquitoes

Ashton: Tadpoles are baby turtles

...
Ashton: Oh, they’re mosquitoes, aren’t they?

by LoverOfHope November 22, 2020