taco dick

An uncircumcised penis because it resembles the figure of a rolled up taco.

Brent had a taco dick.

by hammercock August 1, 2009

Taco Dell

Cheapass Dell laptops made in mexico. Last about a month before cratering.

My motherboard fried on my Dell 2 weeks after I got it. Made in mexico, a real fast-food piece of shit, a taco Dell

by Hubb0126 February 21, 2007

taco donkey

1. Donkey pulling a taco cart.
2. A hard taco shell with a big hotdog in it.

3. A funny name to call People, Places, and Things.
4. Weiner Longer

Chris and I were hanging out yesterday at the fair when to my surprise there was a Taco Donkey there!

I went to Las Vegas and all i got was this Taco Donkey...

Look he is such a Taco Donkey!

Obviously he has employed one of his associates to call here and tell me Taco Donkey...

by Weiner Longerers July 27, 2010

Taco Daddy

Similar to a sugar daddy, except he just buys you tacos

Brian is my taco daddy

by aarond777 March 11, 2019

National Taco Day

A day that celebrates the origins, preparation, and enjoyment of tacos. Falls on October 4 in 2017.

Andy: Hey, team. Tomorrow is National Taco Day.

Andy's Team: Wow, cool! Does that mean you are going to buy or make us tacos?
Andy: Hahahahaha no. But here's some directions to Taco Bell. Enjoy!

by ajoggy October 4, 2017

Taco de ojo

Mexican slang. Denotes checking someone out/noticing that someone is guapo/a (hot) but not making an effort to say hello.

Anything happen at the party last night?
No, there were only tacos de ojo.

Common phrase: "Me hecho un taco de ojo."

by hot taco October 2, 2009

taco diver

slang for lesbian. one who likes the vag, typically ones that are floppy.

Dude, that Nicole Sprowell is totally a taco diver.

by Jonny Cortes December 23, 2008