Sylmar

Most ghetto place on earth. Home to the most rapists and criminals in all of California. Second in white trash only to Riverside. Known for many homosexual residents.

Idiot: Want to go cruise Sylmar tonight

SmartKid:DO you want to get shot and raped??? HELL NO. Lets chill in a nice neighborhood like Granada Hills

by Ejo1800 January 9, 2008

Sylmar

A stinking overpopulated shithole in the North San Fernando Valley of Los Angeles. Like everywhere else in California, it's overrun with fat cholos in Dodger gear that drive around annoying everyone with their loud pipes, and blasting the woofers out of their shitty Hondas. The bitches are all fat frumpy dropouts with an IQ of 2 that curse like inmates and waddle down the street ready to bust out their 5th little gangbanger. I used to have a crush on a girl that lived here in college, but she turned out to be a carpetmuncher. Fuck this place sideways with a hot iron dildo, thank God I'm out of here in a couple of days.

"Sylmar is the nipple of the Valley. How did you get stuck here?"

"My car broke down."

"Oh. I'm sorry. Try the squirrel tacos, with a side of fat bitches."

by Arturo Sandoval, DDS September 2, 2018

sdlm

Noun. Slang. Stupid dumb lazy motherfucker. Someone who is dumb and lazy at the same time.

I told you to take out the trash! I don’t want to! You’re a sdlm! Wym? Stupid dumb lazy motherfucker! Someone who is dumb and lazy at the same time. FUCK YOU!

by B-rizzle July 5, 2019

sydsmith

An annoying girl who likes to wear headbands with fruit on them. She also likes to use pomegranate scented hand sanitizer a lot and is very OCD. This word can also be used in place of any cuss word with equal meaning.

You're a sydsmithing sydsmith. Go away, you aren't wanted here.

by buttslapper81 October 19, 2010

SYLM

See You Later Masterbator

Saying good bye to your mate in a text message.

GTG SYLM

by MarauderX January 31, 2012

Sylmar City

A new gang in the valle that have pedo with flappers and backed up by Pacas 13. They claim all of Sylmar 91342. Mostly new youngsters and smaller crews. The main clicka is Slyeros clicka. Sylmar City XIX

Sylmar City is always banging

by Mono Locote March 27, 2009

sydlaney

a synonym for royalty; when the two most attractive people in the world decide to become a couple

Wow my vibe is so Sydlaney- Givenchy everything!

I only fly private because I'm basically Sydlaney

by Queen Sydney February 4, 2017