Slunching

Hunching and slouching at the same time

“Stop slunching Igor!” “I literally can’t, thir.”

by Powderpinkpunch October 16, 2021

Sunchine

the emotional equivalent of frolicking in a field of dandelions on a summer day; a feeling of happiness that cannot be described with properly spelled words

“bro, i’m feeling so happy today, i can’t even describe it.”
“you feel sunchine in your very soul?”
“yes bro, that’s it. i am very sunchiney.”

by TinyToadstool February 20, 2023

Spunching

The act of smearing bbq sauce onto a doorknob and mounting yourself on it.

I really enjoyed spunching with you yesterday.

by Y0RKER August 7, 2024

Spunching

Edging while taking a shit, using a squatty potty

“After my girlfriend left last night, I was spunching like crazy! The Mexican food really messed with my stomach, but it made for some great spunching.”

by Mog Queen May 31, 2024