Twat swatch

A picture of a vagina, usually sent via text. It gives a small taste of the overall item like a swatch.

I sent a twat swatch to this guy I'm really into. I think he liked it since I got a dick pic in return.

by CupcakePower January 28, 2019

Scat Swatch

A scat swatch is a palette of colors to identify different characteristics of fecal matter.

"This scat swatch shows that I need a bit more iron in my diet," said John.

by Oanu April 13, 2011

Sack Swatch

When someone puts their hand on a males penis or scrotum and takes a sniff before committing to a future engagement.

Leah demanded a sack swatch from Rick before agreeing to felate his succulent balls.

by KNC FRIED CHICKEN December 25, 2018

swatch berse

Usually used to describe a fat lard, buff men and midgets.

Swatch berse originates from a drunk fellow who sent a picture of a fat man trapped inside a train and he then proceeded to say '' Any nugas sanna waspa end times swatch berse '' but what he really wanted to say was '' Any niggas want to spend time and watch berserk ''

'' *sends picture of fat retard*
Certified Swatch Berse. ''

'' I saw a berse today, although I forgot to take a picture ''

by Zousin April 18, 2019

pox swatch

swapping nude pictures with people over the internet.

Kerri: So, you ever done pox swatch?
George: haha, yeah. Never with someone I don't know before though.

by AFA_ August 17, 2011

Dong Swatch

When your dong is so long you can wrap it around you wrist so when people ask what time it is you can make them look at it as you tell them some fake time

yo check out jims dong swatch he must need 3 girls for that

by ferret421 March 27, 2009

Werewolf Swatch

A patch of skin that is missed when shaving, leaving behind a spot of longer hair.

Dude, did you shave in the dark this morning? You got a huge werewolf swatch on your cheek.

by ska_zombie July 31, 2011