Swannied

To be repeatedly screwed over in the worst possible way, at the last minute for the longest period of time possible.

After working 12 on 12 off to prevent working weekends, we got swannied and have been working 12 on 12 off the past 5 weekends.

by 542 January 30, 2009

swannered

To be screwed over by an otherwise competent individual. It looks like it's inadvertent but it always happens.

The party booked 3 months ago but no one knew because it wasn't communicated to anyone else. You were swannered.

by chef johan February 14, 2010

Swinned

The action of swallowing a man's semen who has eaten pork at some point in their life and having the DNA from the pig meat (swine) incorporate itself into the swallower's DNA

I got swinned the other night.
How did that happen?
He made me swallow.

by xJcalx April 17, 2010

Swanney

The ultimate form of swearing

Carl didn't really let the chickens out of the coop did he? I swanney, he did!

by Becka Lou April 3, 2009

swanked

to get caught out there by someone

Did you hear about Clyde getting caught making up words? He got swanked by Sylvia.

by Sylvia20782 December 26, 2007

Swanked

1. Bad as in gross or stupid.

2. To get jacked or robbed.

1. Dude, you seriously just swanked the bathroom.

2. Haha, check it out that bro just got swanked!

by bazamshazam May 31, 2010

Scanned her bar code

Taking a picture of a girls Vagina because each one will be slightly different, like a bar code. This is normally done before sex, because the vagina is normally undecipherable after.

George Scanned her bar code!

Oh cool! Do you have a pic?

Yes I'll send it to you!

cheers!

by jefferson webber January 12, 2014