Swaddley Ho

Obese semi-human creature that lived on Ridgeway Rd. in East Tennessee. The Swaddley Ho is a pathological liar who attempts to make himself look cool but only succeeds in making itself look like a complete and total idiot. The Swaddley Ho is known to eat anything that crosses its path, including but not limited to small children and helpless elderly.Last know whereabouts of the Swaddley Ho was next door to the infamous Cap'n Sipher. Can be identified by the bragging of his little league batting average of over 1.000. The Swaddley Ho suffered numerous attacks by the "midnight bombings" of a group of vigilantie young kids who killed grass in his yard spelling "FAT" and filling his air conditioner with human urine.

Oh no, here comes the Swaddley Ho feeding on beef tripe and homosexual black penises.

by Arlo Wizzelteetz President of the Piss Creek Militia, by god December 27, 2004

Swarley

The name of the coolest Harlequin Great Dane in the world!

"Man, that Great Dane is awesome!! What's his name?"
"Swarley"

by SwarlesBarkely February 3, 2010

Swalley

The Police Term Often Used In The Southern Area Of Miami “OverTown”

Man Watch Out For Swalley The Riding Hot

by NarutoUzi May 8, 2020

swaley

Is Fucking built different on another level compared to anyone else.

Wow Swaley your a cunt that’s built different

by Swazza November 22, 2021

Shadley Edward Stephens

The King of Everything including your girl. The sexiest most handsome badass boss. He's my Hero who's always on time, he comes with big surprises and he decides who gets to drive.

Omg look at that guy, he's so the coolest. He must be on that Shadley Edward Stephens shit!

by KtMIVQoE April 22, 2023

shadley girl

a very fat and obese girl.

Did you see his new girlfriend? She's a Shadley Girl.

by Joshua White34 December 10, 2025