surgical enhancement

An improvement to the face or body that is made through surgical procedures

Nose job face lift, boob job, liposuction surgical enhancement...

by No One, Really December 3, 2013

surgical penetration

a dirty minded term for invasive surgery

"I'm scheduled for surgical penetration on Friday"

by Crystal F February 13, 2009

surgical strike

Surprise anal penetration.

When you aint lookin'; you gonna get a surgical strike!

by Turbotom March 26, 2003

Surgical Ballet

1) A fight, or move in which someone twirls and spins around long bladed weapons

2) A flurry of spinning sharp objects

1) -Ryan gets in a fight with Fred-

Fred: I'm about to bust your face with my brass knuckles, any thing you wanna say?

-Ryan unsheaths two chinese hook swords and spins them around in a wide range flurry, lacerating Fred and his thugs-

Onlooker1: that was freaking brutal

onlooker2: that was a surgical ballet

2) Dude1: Man, remember when the window broke behind the skydiving fan?

Dude2: yeah man, that was a freaking surgical ballet, i had to get alot of stitches

by UrbanSamurai March 3, 2010

Surgical tech

The BADASS person in the operating room that keeps the surgeon from killing you. They make sure everything needed to make the surgery run smoothly is in the room. They are the surgeon’s right hand yet they are unknown: the unsung heroes in scrubs. Sometimes they need to be a referee, carpenter, plumber, engineer, psychologist, babysitter, teacher, a hand holder, a smart ass, psychic, and a mind reader: jack of all trades, master of none.... except how to kickass and keep things running smoothly in the high stress OR.

I thought a nurse scrubbed in with the surgeon but it’s a surgical tech!

by Rdldance August 23, 2020

Surgically Defenestrate

The act of surgically(professionally or otherwise) sealing the fenestrates of a person or animal's skull.

I've had enough of your shit, man. Shut up before I surgically defenestrate your skull.

by Zatharus July 28, 2009

Surgical Glove

When you put your fist in amale/female's anus up to your wrist, and hook your finger on the edge of the anus, pull on it and let it go asyou spread your hands. It's painful but amazing.

Boy: Did you hear about Billy? He gave his girl the Surgical glove, tore her ass apart.

by LizzieDoesntSparkle February 9, 2019