condom suppository

anal sex

"Last week my boyfriend tried to trick me into having a condom suppository!"

by phillip's curve May 14, 2010

chill suppository

When a chill pill just isn't enough, reccomend a chill suppository.

Bob: WTF! I can't believe that I accidently put a tiny scratch onto my crappy 80's car's paintjob! I'm gonna die! CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT! My world's collapsing!

Kevin: Dude, you are beyond the chill pill. Take a chill suppository.

by Griffler September 30, 2006

Verbal Suppository

the eventual prescription you know you will take after informing a boss/client/customer of bad news

Not finished with his daily report, Tom prepared for the Verbal Suppository his boss was going to prescribe to him

by MattyDub February 3, 2010

Pepto Bismol Suppository

Anal penetration with a penis so large that it causes the anus to bleed then giving an anal creampie. Then allowing the blood to mix with the cum in the ass so that it creates a pink fluid that drips out of the ass.

His cock was so big and I was horny I told him to give me Pepto Bismol Suppository.

by ShRek tHe MiGhTy OgRe LoRd December 8, 2014

Silver suppository

Someone who is rich, sits in their ivory towers and has a silver spoon in the mouth. They tend to judge those below them.

Bill Gates achieved what he did because of his silver suppository.

by ControversialDefiner December 22, 2020

Cranial Suppository

n. temporary state of having ones head in ones ass or other orifice.

Etymology: cranial- of or relating to the cranium or bones that encase the brain; Greek in origin. + Suppository- easily melted solid placed in a body cavity or passage; Latin in origin.

Officer: "Is there a reason you are in such a hurry tonight?"
Dave: "Sorry officer, I had a cranial suppository, it won't happen again!"

"Apparently I had a cranial suppository last night, I didn't mean to offend you."

by RedRockRobin February 12, 2010

Mexican Suppository

Using hot sauce or salsa as lube during anal sex.

My lady friend can't poop so I gave her a Mexican Suppository.

by TrillGopher August 3, 2019