A brand of cream first released in 2008 to cure a disease called Sandy Vagitis, more commonly known as sandpaper vagina. Over the years, the CDC further developed their product in many different colors & flavors, as well as adapt its use for nature’s condom and OstrichCamels alike. The product’s advertising phrase soon became “Spladoosh: for those sandpapery days!”
The CDC was pressured to create Spladoosh in response to threats of women weaponizing their sandpaper vaginas. In today’s day and age, male college students routinely flock to their local Walmart for bottles of Spladoosh once a month to fend off rampant dust storms developing in female dorm rooms.
The CDC was pressured to create Spladoosh in response to threats of women weaponizing their sandpaper vaginas. In today’s day and age, male college students routinely flock to their local Walmart for bottles of Spladoosh once a month to fend off rampant dust storms developing in female dorm rooms.
Tanya: “I haven’t been able to Fedelisk in days.”
Ron: “All I hear is ‘blah blah blah my problems.’ Take some Spladoosh or something.”
Susan: “My problems hurt.”
Dr. Jackson: “I recommend Spladoosh.”
Susan: “But-”
Dr. Jackson: “I RECOMMEND SPLADOOSH.”
Ron: “All I hear is ‘blah blah blah my problems.’ Take some Spladoosh or something.”
Susan: “My problems hurt.”
Dr. Jackson: “I recommend Spladoosh.”
Susan: “But-”
Dr. Jackson: “I RECOMMEND SPLADOOSH.”
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Jeesus Graham, I heard that spladooshcore from the lounge man. You mind turning that down next time?
Jeesus Graham, I heard that spladooshcore from the lounge man. You mind turning that down next time?
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2) The best place you will ever eat at. One of the very few clean, healthy places that has all the salad, soup, pasta, bread, and desserts you could ever possibly dream of for under $10. AKA: heaven on earth. However, there a so much food present, that many people fill themselves up before devouring what they are truly craving. This is why it is necessary to follow a GP.
3) The restaurant that has a theme to every month. Themes vary from holidays to certain fruits.
2) The best place you will ever eat at. One of the very few clean, healthy places that has all the salad, soup, pasta, bread, and desserts you could ever possibly dream of for under $10. AKA: heaven on earth. However, there a so much food present, that many people fill themselves up before devouring what they are truly craving. This is why it is necessary to follow a GP.
3) The restaurant that has a theme to every month. Themes vary from holidays to certain fruits.
1) Oh my god! We are going to Souplantation! I just jizzed in my pants.
2) Person 1: "Should I get bread for my phase 2 or pasta?"
Person 2: "Just go by your GP."
3) March is lemon month at Souplantation which is the best month of the year. Every year after it passes, I eagerly await the return of the lemon lava cake and the orzo soup.
2) Person 1: "Should I get bread for my phase 2 or pasta?"
Person 2: "Just go by your GP."
3) March is lemon month at Souplantation which is the best month of the year. Every year after it passes, I eagerly await the return of the lemon lava cake and the orzo soup.
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Comes from the song "Splackavellie" performed by Pressha
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Tired of her husband's lackluster performance in bed, Jane called her splackavellie, Brock to ease her frustration.
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