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Maintenence Superintendant

sits in the back corner of the workshop and pretends to be busy on the phone. Generally, does Fuck all except in the 24 hours prior to his manager arriving on site. Often believed to be paid paid twice as they are worth.

Wife: what did you do at work today Honey?
Maintenance Super: Fucken Heaps, Get me a rum whilst I get the thought of Planner out of my head.
Maintenence Superintendant is a person in charge of Maintaining equipment in a large organisation
by Knuds April 18, 2011
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Superintendent

The job title of someone that isn't very important but thinks they are. They are given a superintendent title by senior managers who will then be able to get them to do lame, mediocre tasks that managers don't want to do. Usually superintendents have huge egos and are too dumb to realize they are being used by managers to do piss ant level work for very little extra money. Superintendents are the biggest joke in most large organizations.
"Hey, maybe people will think he's more important now he's a supervisor?"

"Bitch please, he ain't no supervisor, he's a superintendent. He's the joke of the whole company. And the only person that thinks he's more important now, is him"

"True that"
by Engineering Dictionary October 10, 2013
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super nintendo

the one and only classic video game system the bomb /legendary especially because of the Super Mario World game that came out in 1995
mommy I want to buy a super nintendo instead of a PS3 "ok sacarias"
by Chris.M July 15, 2008
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Super Nintendo

A prehistoric piece of amazing. Though it is fairly old, it kicks ass. Xbox and PlayStation definatly do not measure up to the ownage of the Super Nintendo. Though the graphics suck, psh, its hella fun so whatever. I find myself and many other people to sit in front of the TV playing Yoshi's Island for days at a time, peeing in bottles.
Person 1: Dude this piece of cake is like a month old but its still very Super Nintendo.
Person 2:...what do you mean?
Person 1: Its mega old, but yet way too amazing for life.
Person 2: o.o
by A dino-sawr July 30, 2009
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Super Nintendo

excessively coolness
-"I just got a new robopuppy"

-"Wow, aren't you just so Super Nintendo"
by pckrby7 August 7, 2008
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super nintendo tits

When a womens tits havnt been perky since the super Nintendo was released.
DUDE, Kobes mom has super nintendo tits.
by anal dream queen April 28, 2015
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