A small town in South Carolina that has literally nothing to do. If you're under the age of 60, don't move here. The majority of this town consists of casually racist, gun-owning, old republican white people. It is the most boring town you will ever visit. Since the town itself is so small and boring everyone between the ages of 12 and 40 do drugs/drink or have sex and if you do venture out into the wild to find something to do, chances are you're going to get shot. If you wanna move here don't move to Summerville, just move to Charleston, it's about 45 minutes away and is so much more interesting. The schools in Summerville are: Summerville High (for the gays and the furries), Ashley Ridge (for the kids who think they're gangsters), Fort Dorchester (for the actual gangsters), Cane Bay (for the athletes), and Pinewood Prep, a private school (for the drug dealers and kids smart enough or rich enough not to get caught by the police). So yeah, to sum it up it's boring, the traffic is horrendous, and the people are crazy, just don't move here. :)
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The "bedroom" town of Charleston, SC made up mostly of homes, homes and more homes, schools, restaurants, banks and stores. Everything a bedroom town could want. Got its name because rich folk would move "up" to Summerville to get away from the water when malaria was a widespread disease. The town has had the same mayor for 70 years-OMG! He's FINALLY leaving office and maybe the town can move forward. It's a very beautiful place and carries the nickname of "FlowerTown in The Pines." The Flowertown Festival is a huge celebration each year in April and is voted one of the best festivals in the country. If you want a great place to raise children, Summerville is it!
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