The only fast food place in the known universe where the lids don't fit the cups correctly.
They make up for it by making some badass cookies.
They make up for it by making some badass cookies.
Guy 1: Dude! What happened?!
Guy 2: I went to grab my drink from the top and the cup fell to the fucking ground, unleashing the flood gates of the Panama Canal onto my new shoes. At least I got a free Subway cookie out of it.
Guy 2: I went to grab my drink from the top and the cup fell to the fucking ground, unleashing the flood gates of the Panama Canal onto my new shoes. At least I got a free Subway cookie out of it.
by ronronson March 12, 2013
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by Anonymous June 17, 2003
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1) Someone who while wakeboarding or waterskiing falls and forgets to let go of the rope. That person is therefore dragged behind the boat, literally sucking the wake.
2) a term for an extremely unintelligent person, incapable of making correct decisions
2) a term for an extremely unintelligent person, incapable of making correct decisions
1) How much water do you think the suckwake swallowed that time? He still never lets go of the rope.
2) Dude, my buddy is such a suckwake! Last week he set himself on fire trying to smoke and siphon gasoline at the same time!
2) Dude, my buddy is such a suckwake! Last week he set himself on fire trying to smoke and siphon gasoline at the same time!
by guinness4blood February 10, 2010
Get the Suckwake mug.When you encounter a situation with an unnecessarily large number of options to choose from, and all you really wanted is something that just works... what kind of bread, what kind of cheese, condiments, meat.... sigh! (Where I come from, bread=white sliced bread)...
Bonus points when used with cloud computing!
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Bonus points when used with cloud computing!
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1) The dating websites these days are turning into a subway sandwich ordeal!
2) These days the cloud computing user is faced with a subway sandwich ordeal.
2) These days the cloud computing user is faced with a subway sandwich ordeal.
by aptster September 16, 2010
Get the subway sandwich ordeal mug.An improvement of New York City's public transportation that has been desperately needed since it was first proposed in 1919, the Second Avenue Subway still inspires manic laughter and searing anger in many at its mere mention. Persons living on the East Side are, naturally, most susceptible to such fits as they are psychologically unbalanced from riding the city's most overcrowded and unreliable subway line on Lexington Avenue. New Yorkers may recall that this line was promised some 50 years ago as a replacement for the decommissioned elevated trains on the East side; some may even recall the $500 million bond issue approved in 1951 for its construction that rapidly disappeared into the black hole of kleptocracy that is the New York City government. More colossally embarrassing than even Boston's Big Dig, the Second Avenue Subway, which will supposedly be constructed by 2011, may yet come to pass and restore the hopes and dreams of millions of Americans. The more likely possibility, however, given Mayor Michael Bloomberg's judgment that the city's most pressing transportation problem is that residents of Queens don't have easy access to an imaginary stadium on the West Side, is that the Second Avenue Subway will remain the unicorn for New Yorkers who have been screwed for over 50 years.
by Chipper Manhattanite July 7, 2004
Get the Second Avenue Subway mug."Subway smell" is the staunch odor that soaks into your clothing while eating at a Subway restaurant. Many scientists theorize that this God awful smell is produced by the "fresh" baked bread; however, another competing school of thought theorizes that the stench comes from the chemical preservative liquid that the meats come packed in.
Once the smell has penetrated your clothing, you will inevitably smell like a rotten butthole for the rest of the day. Most people will mistake your newly acquired smell for B.O. unless you are carrying a Subway bag, in which case they will immediately understand the source of the offending odor.
Once the smell has penetrated your clothing, you will inevitably smell like a rotten butthole for the rest of the day. Most people will mistake your newly acquired smell for B.O. unless you are carrying a Subway bag, in which case they will immediately understand the source of the offending odor.
Hey Matt, let's go get a $5 footlong at Subway for lunch.
No way Travis. I've got a date with Sarah tonight, and my chances of getting laid will diminish if I have Subway smell on me.
Yes, that place is an olfactory nightmare.
No way Travis. I've got a date with Sarah tonight, and my chances of getting laid will diminish if I have Subway smell on me.
Yes, that place is an olfactory nightmare.
by LightsOutBrant April 24, 2008
Get the Subway smell mug.When you go to Subway and tell the people making your sandwich to "Surprise me". The results can vary from delicious and unique to disgusting and nightmarish.
"I'm sick of the same, boring sandwich. Let's play the Subway lottery!"
"I just got a cucumber carrot jalapeno seafood sandwich with sweet onion sauce, vinegar & mayo. Looks like I just lost the Subway lottery."
"I just got a cucumber carrot jalapeno seafood sandwich with sweet onion sauce, vinegar & mayo. Looks like I just lost the Subway lottery."
by Constable Honeydew March 31, 2009
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