Stubbed Toe Jump

Having sex on a coffee table. Banging (stubbing a toe) on the coffee table.

He took me home last night and we took a Stubbed Toe Jump.

by Lily's Bily November 30, 2011

siturbed

often a mis-spelling, but now a proper word among croydon gangs, to mean disturbed

Oii Bruv, allow dat rudeboi, ur AK's siturbed my power nap which is an essential part of my revision process, vital if i am going to pass my exams and escape the ghetto life of da Heath, and make something of myself

by Dogg P June 24, 2007

Stubbed toe

The worst form of pain other than menstrual cramps. Even bill cipher doesn't think that form of pain is hilarious.

Person 1: OH GOD, I'VE BEEN SHOT!
Person 2: Dude, it's just a stubbed toe.

by Mexima August 1, 2017

scurbed

Scurbed is a word used to describe the feeling of paranoia associated with the habitual smoking of marijuana, or "ganja". When one gets scurbed, it is usually pointless and short lived.

"Yo the other day me and the mrs. were smoking that green and driving around. I saw this cat and got mad scurbed cuz I thought it was working for the cops."

by giggleberryboop October 18, 2008

slurbed

when you get jerked off and then swallowed

When we were hooking up last night I wAs slurbed, double whammy!!

by bearsera December 31, 2017

Stubbed gum

Dry, old gum attached to the underside of a chair or table.

‘I’m not gunna give this restaurant 5 stars, it had stubbed gum on almost every table.’

by LouisBot9000Playz March 15, 2018

Sturred

The feeling you get when you are sitting next to someone and they use the wrong letter in the spelling of a word

I'm feeling really sturred right now because you used an "e" in place of the "a" in "orenge"

by Kwinlen October 11, 2018