stumpy 

Stumpy is a short, stubby, bloated man who loves food, yu-gi-oh, and the coach. They typically tell stories or fables that or fiction all of the time.

i called my friend a stumpy because he never got any pussy and always was watching t.v.

stumpy by tgb yhn April 14, 2006

stumpy 

A stumpy is a homosexual teenage boy, with a stumpy thumb and a choid. Goes with the crowd, and never has any ideas of their own

Richard (Stumpy) archer

stumpy by SMITH November 8, 2004

stumpy 

someone with a flat face, looks like they've been hit in the face with a tree stump

little boy : mummy look at that girl over there
mum: yes son shes stumpy

stumpy by DinkyDizzy May 23, 2005

stumpy 

a boob that is significantly smaller than the other one

your left boob looks like a stumpy!

stumpy by yo momms February 10, 2010

Stumpy 

a common name of footless penguins who live in the U.S.

stumpy is short because she has no feet

Stumpy by Scuffy March 7, 2003

stumpy 

#1- " Someone who is the definition of a tool. They hold the world record for the most pimples. They once ate a mans face. They enjoy pizza and pop."

#2- " Havimg a small carrot."

" Did you see that stumpy eat that man whole?!?!"

stumpy by finx July 14, 2007

Stumpy 

A common name for a balding man who generally wears tight fitting pants to his workplace, and has a major case of genital size inferiority to his siblings. (most frequent occurrences are found between identical twins)

You know Alden sure wouldn't be so Stumpy if he'd just buy some looser fitting slacks.

Stumpy by Associate May 5, 2004