Strokey Nonce

Someone who doesn’t stop being a massive nonce

Corey Wigham? He’s a right fucking strokey nonce.

by NCP 123👏 October 22, 2018

Stockey

A stockey is someone who acts like an asshole, looks like an asshole, and is generally an asshole.

Max 1 "Man, that guy is a complete asshole!"
Man 2 "Yeah, tell me about it. Hey Stockey, you're a cunt!"

by commode September 29, 2008

big strokey fucking nonce

leighton....just.leighton

AHHHHHHHHH LEIGHTON big strokey fucking nonce IS A GET AWAY FROM ME

by LIAM DOESNOTLIKEMELODY June 25, 2019

Hot Stockey Steam Roll

A person shits themselves in a dooner, rolls up nice and tight, masturbates and cums inside the dooner whilst rolling back and forth. They then leave to bake in the sun for 45 minutes until nice and hot.

Can also be combined with a boston pancake, golden bath and other fucked up things.

Person 1 - "Hey guys, I just did a Hot Stockey Steam Roll!"
Person 2 - "You are FUCKED, mate!"

by Stockey October 21, 2008

strokey

I word used to describe a person, animal, or object at long and thin.

1. (adj) Long and thin; gangly

That runner sure is strokey!

by Nick Lowe November 29, 2004

strokey

adj- displaying the characteristics of a stroke, especially a sagging, lopsided face.

"Dude, Paul McCartney looks totally strokey!"

by grumby March 25, 2009

strocker ace

Some one that jacks off too much

Some men are strocker ace

by Dff2122 March 20, 2017