Flopping a straight 

Term used to describe a situation where a man fails to sustain a pre-existing erection. Often applied to instances where sex was imminent but did not occur as a result of the flopped straight.

Mike was so horny after making out with his girlfriend for three hours, but when she took her panties off and he finally realized he was about to lose his virginity, he got so nervous that he wound up flopping a straight, much to her dismay.

Flopping a straight by Chonky December 9, 2008

a straight 

A pre-rolled cigarette that comes in a pack of 10 or 20

Yo Johnny you got a straight

a straight by KaboomBehave October 22, 2015

On a Straight 

Where to friends go to eat and have no sexual attraction to each other.

Hi Dan would you like to go on a straight with me ?

On a Straight by Danmaca October 11, 2015

pulled a straight boy 

(V)

When a guy treated someone with a level of disrespect that can only come from a lifetime of having the entitlement of a stereotypical straight man

Can also be used in relation to proving the so -called ‘straightness’ of a boy when their sexuality is questioned

e.g. the boy in question acted with such disrespect and selfishness that he has to be straight

1 -So what happened last night with your boyfriend?

- oh we had sex for the first time and then he pulled a straight boy and broke it off right after he came

2- listen i think this solves it... joe pulled a straight boy on me

-there’s no way that kid is such a closet case

-no I swear it’s true he literally non consensually felt up my boobs in like a sexual way and then called me an easy slut in an unironic way

-okay yeah that’s like the straightest boy thing you can do I agree now

pulled a straight boy by Attenchinho March 3, 2021

Beat a Straight Person Day 

On any November 10th, it is National "Beat a Straight Person Day". For the entire day, it is legal for you to beat ANY straight people you come across!

LGBTQ+ Person 1: It's finally that special day!
Straight Person 1: What day is it?
Straight Person 2: Hm?
LGBTQ+ Person 1: It's National "Beat a Straight Person Day"!

An army of LGBTQ+ Members trample over and beat the group of straights

Beat a Straight Person Day by OceanRequiem December 10, 2021

a straight up 

When someones finger petrudes deeply into one's anus causing a stimulation of the brain, then sending brain waves down to the groin, causing a sudden enlargment of the penis.

Bruh, i got such a straight up from you last night . Your fingers are like magic ass pixies.

a straight up by prick flickers January 16, 2015

Memoirs of a Straight-sha 

When you have a romantic night watching Asian movies with a girl and fucking her pussy good

Me and that girl went back to her place and watched Memoirs of a Straight-sha

Memoirs of a Straight-sha by D Flawless November 23, 2021