Shopportunistic

Capitalizing on unique shopping prospects, which goes hand in hand with finding premium parking (if there's no valet services) for optimum effect.

Mr. Jenkins: It says here on your resume that you're quite shopportunistic? I don't understand.

David: Just the other day I bought seasons 2 and 3 of Walker: Texas Ranger and because of my bangin' parking spot I avoided the horrendous downpour, which also meant I didn't have to change when I got home so I could watch my DVDs right away.

Mr. Jenkins: Hmm, we'd really rather have someone with with more skills in quantum mechanics...but that was pretty shopportunistic. You're hired.

by tedwilli9 December 20, 2008

stoppie

The act of braking hard on a motorcycle, causing it to nose up on it's front wheel, and balancing on the front wheel as the motorcycle comes to a halt. Spectacular to view when done properly. Often requires massive dental reconstructive surgery when done improperly.

Check out Joe's face! What'd he do? Land on it after messing up a stoppie?

by 1Spectre4U August 12, 2003

gob stopping

Kicking a man in the balls so hard it prevents his ability to ejaculate semen during orgasm.

She went around town gob stopping all the guys to slow the birthrate in her town.

by StreetSmarter March 9, 2016

fart stopping

Like thought stopping, it is a cognitive behavioral technique to stop unwanted toxic farts from exiting your ass.

I caught him wildly snapping a rubber band on his wrist in a focused attempt at fart stopping.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 21, 2019

Stoppies

A sort of reverse wheelie but instead of raising the front wheel due to acceleration it a raising of the rear wheel and putting all the weight of the motorcycle onto the front wheel due to rapid decceleration .

Squids love to show off by doing stoppies on their sport bikes.

by sometreehugging liberal June 30, 2016

Party Stopper

The cap at the end of a handle of liquor that restricts the flow of alcohol. It's made for pouring shots, but gets in the way when chugging or drinking out of the bottle.

Take out the party stopper, I want to get wasted

by Conochtobar October 2, 2016

flopper stopper

A bra. Especially one for floppers or wobblyfloppers.

Sweetheart, let's go in here. I have to buy a new flopper stopper.

by Tuna Wanda May 23, 2005